Izz¥ 👽

[Ravy @heisnissi_]

Tinubu to APC supporters

[Blessed😈 @Blessedonx1]

Efcc whenever a politician is accused of embezzling funds

[Izz¥ 👽 @one_young_man]

I no like the picture abeg , 🤣🤣

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

You like the picture ba?
Then stop pulling out, be a man.

When the pregnancy was announced to me, I was damn broke and had not eaten throughout that day

But I’ve always wished to have a child before 25. So I grabbed the opportunity and increased my hustle.

My life actually got better after I had my daughter

Having a child so early in life is sweet.
Just one child, it won’t hurt.

[Eric Gugua @eric_gugua]

…and with that, the greatest career in football history, all but comes to an end.

Goodnight❤️‍🩹

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

have you ever been annoyed by someone's mindset? like, you cannot believe they actually think like that.

[Izz¥ 👽 @one_young_man]

@Imresponsible7 @babsonikoyi What madness is in the air fgss

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Nobody you people cannot defend, even Satan

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Tinubu was asked about insecurity: He said a child was replaced with an animal.

Remi Tinubu was asked about economic crisis: She said, Start Akara, Kulikuli or Roasted Corn Business.

The worse family to ever come close to the Nigeria’s seat of power!

Olodo uprising!

[Dreamer @Olag0ke]

This statement alone should guarantee a loss. This is the wife of the president. WTF

[Izz¥ 👽 @one_young_man]

and there's people out there who'd look at you dead in the eye and still support this administration for a second term 💀🤧

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

In 2026, while the rest of the world is talking about AI, space exploration, advanced manufacturing, and the industries of the future, the First Lady of the world’s most populous Black nation, Remi Tinubu, is encouraging citizens to fry akara and sell kuli-kuli. Bruh. 😞

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

God won’t punish APC, only Nigerians can punish APC.

[Prosperity Nigga @tileyemi_]

That First Lady is so evil. Very evil

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

Nigerians desperately need to stop this blunder of assuming our governors are stupid, grossly incompetent or somehow lacking in basic brainpower.

The Governor of Kano State, Abba Kabir Yusuf, may very well be corrupt, but he is neither incompetent nor stupid for launching this grand theatrical mass wedding featuring 3,000 couples.
To grasp the sheer genius of this scheme, you have to recognise that the budget for this extravaganza dictates the state government pays the mandatory dowry of ₦100,000 for each bride and provides an additional ₦100,000 grant per couple to help them start a small business, a petty trade, a neighborhood kiosk, or a joint venture.

The lion's share of this multi-billion Naira budget is not even handed over as traceable direct cash to the couples.
Instead, it will be miraculously spent on purchasing physical goods such as thousands of wooden beds, oversized wardrobes, thick mattresses, sewing machines, bags of rice, cartons of spaghetti, and flashy wedding attire for the couples.
You must be smoking something highly illegal if you think the supply contracts for these items will be awarded to genuine independent businesses, rather than shady proxy companies indirectly controlled by the state government and the highly placed Hisbah officials.

The logistics racket is where the real premium tears of joy are shed by the politicians. Mattresses and bed frames are incredibly heavy to move and they require rented heavy-duty trucks, expensive loading crews, massive storage warehouses, and armed security escorts.
Also, the couples undergoing medical screening will be housed, extensively fed, tested for HIV, screened for drug abuse, checked for genotype compatibility, transported back and forth, and thoroughly monitored.
Every single one of these line items will be shamelessly inflated, padded to the heavens, and mercilessly added to the final bill that the tax-paying public is forced to cough up.

When you zoom out and do a proper forensic analysis, you quickly realise these people are not intellectually challenged. They are systematically funneling billions of Naira that should have provided the people of Kano with functional hospitals, reliable primary schools, clean drinking water, paved roads, and CCTV cameras for state policing, straight into the deep pockets of government officials to buy private jets and luxury estates in Dubai.

What's even said is that, the very citizens whose futures are being looted into oblivion, instead of demanding a serious investigation, instead of assembling a crack team of accountants to x-ray the accounts where this public money flows, instead of auditing the fake supply invoices, instead of tracking the nepotistic subcontracts, they will just run to social media, type out a few angry emojis, and start calling the government stupid, misguided, or retrogressive.

How exactly does your lazy online name-calling help stop this monumental, meticulously planned, and spectacularly executed daylight robbery?

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Tinubu: "And so... the groundnut oil must never run before sgidoksvhdb 'cause where do we go from there...?"

Idiots: 👏👏👏👏👏

Obi: "If you look at our energy production capacity, we are just at 43% of our potential"

Idiots: "Lol. This is why I said Obi can never be president. We are at 45%, not 43%. All this man does is lie. How do we put our country in the hands of someone who always falsifies figures to prove a point?"

[Inibehe Effiong @InibeheEffiong]

Bola Tinubu and Remi Tinubu are a perfect illustration of what it means to marry one’s type.

A vicious couple bonded by destructive and greedy proclivities.

Zero empathy.

All they care about is political power and total state capture.

When will this nightmare end in our country?

[Izz¥ 👽 @one_young_man]

@JohnBanda32 @Donjaytrix001 You are very dense

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

You owe it to the world , yourself and that child not to bring a disabled kid to this world

Please make the hard decision and make your life easy

It is not worth it

[Izz¥ 👽 @one_young_man]

@CEDtalks85 @Moraxayo @fullmetalmal @Egokuwait Cedric oponu, stop the cap

[Izz¥ 👽 @one_young_man]

@KP_Battle_Sword @sugabelly Lmao, stop talking please

[Izz¥ 👽 @one_young_man]

Lmaoo, people who were never kidnapped in the first place... fuckin joke

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Nigerian Police Rescue Ex-Minister Adelabu’s Sister and Twin Sons, K+ll Two Suspected K+dnappers