Angry Penguin

Putting the 'A' back into Angry

[Adam Tranter @adamtranter]

Steve Coogan is a brilliant comedian but he is an awful driver.

It is the second time a judge has shown leniency so Coogan can continue TV and film roles which involve driving.

It should have been the third time he had been banned from driving.

https://t.co/EBYEwaaXef

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Pets 🧵

1. Great name

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

Fog lights people!! That’s what they’re dir so we can flipping see you

#idiots #fogtwats #AngryPenguin

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

Get out the way Macca!!!

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

The UK’s driving culture summed up in six seconds. The motorist won’t even stop for Paul McCartney on the Abbey Road zebra crossing

@Boenau @MikeyCycling @ChaponaBike123

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

How am I supposed to get home @KingsXStation? Fly???!
#notrains #cancelledtrains #kingscross #angrypenguin

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

@SoVeryBritish Looking forward to when the good old British insurance industry tries to find yet more ways to get out of paying for claims. You’ve got to love the system. It’s great. 👍🎅

#Angry
#AngryPenguin

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Right this goes viral every few months and I have to tell all my family it’s a floodlight

Can we stop this pls

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s 1st of December. Mull everything. Mull the wine, mull the cider, mull your tea, mull the tap water, mull the cat, mull the toothpaste, mull the carpet, mull the sprouts, mull the chairs. Mull it all! Get your hair cut in a mullet. Mull the Kintyre. Mull the halls with boughs of holly. Get everything mulled. Right now. FULL MULL AHEAD!

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

@NoContextBrits Work out where the nearest toilets are then make my way to London zoo to visit my penguin brethren,

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

Insomnia you swine!!!

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

Yes - it’s still raining
AngryPenguin

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“You’re drenched! Is it still raining out there?”

No, I just naturally look like I’ve been in a river.

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

What the f**k are excess insurance covers anyway?!! It cost more than hiring the flipping car!

#carehire
#ripoff
#licencetoprintmoney
#AngryPenguin

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

@NoContextBrits I hate passwords

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

I drove through another pothole today

#NothingWorks
AngryPenguin

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

‘Planes, Trains and Automobiles’ was released on this day in 1987.

They really don’t make them like this anymore.

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

@SoVeryBritish I always check my wheelie bin. Have done for years. Don’t you go nicking it!

#AngryPenguin

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

@LouiseOnAir As long as it stops MY igloo from melting- I’m in.

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

Now Slash - he was one angry guitar player! Awesome - but angry.

#AngryPenguin

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

David Bowie and his girlfriend in 1976.

She had a 10 year old son named Saul, a few years later the little boy would start calling himself Slash and join a band called Guns N' Roses…

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

Fifteen POUNDS?!! For cake and a coffee??? It’s not inflation it’s a flipping rip off!

#BrokenBritain
#AngryPenguin

[Angry Penguin @OneAngryPenguin]

What a stupid idea @Dominos_UK suggesting hedgehogs eat pizza! That’s like saying penguins can eat hotdogs. Buffoons!

#AngryPenguin
#Hedgehogs