The Æsir and Vanir

Little is spoken, but thought is deep.

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

MAKE ASGARD GREAT AGAIN
#MAGA

[Shit Planning @PlanningShit]

No the other one!

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

@MrsM_here It was mostly the rubbing of the dock, not the dock itself. The rubbing activated different nerve signals that masked the nettle pain.
I think.

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

@narkovian Discharge from Farage.

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

@petejns @ProfBrianCox Did Jacob Rees Mogg rollover when the EU came for his tax havens? Why should the rest of us behave any differently when our livelihoods are threatened?

[Shit Planning @PlanningShit]

Waitrose will happily charge your cat, for free!

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

https://t.co/q8KFfZjEQf

[A.A.Milne @A_AMilne]

“Hallo, Eeyore!” said Roo.
Eeyore nodded gloomily at him. “It will rain soon, you see if it doesn’t,” he said.
Roo looked to see if it didn’t, and it didn’t, so he said “Hallo, Owl!” - and Owl said “Hallo, my little fellow,” in a kindly way. ~A.A.Milne #rain

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

@LouMBell @MichaelRosenYes You may be thinking of Lactus Bifidus.

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

@k8_lister Or, indeed, a dinner service.

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

@Tony_Robinson Presumably you're not suggesting cause and effect.

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

@GentTracy @rogieboy @The_Thor_Odin @MrsM_here Recoils in horror. The very idea!

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

In my opinion all government policy stretching back up to five years has been a bag of shite. That's one less talk to give ....

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

@GuitarOnTheMTV @PlanningShit @SteveMcfirerisk And the house insurance co.

[Berkshire Farm Girl 🚜🌾🇬🇧 @LittleBigFarm]

Yesterday we had an angry member of the public jump out in front of the combine around the headland because his sandwich was covered in dust. He then came out again and stood in front of the combine. He was so lucky not to have been hit by a vehicle. Thanks mum for de-escalation

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

@GentTracy @rogieboy @The_Thor_Odin @MrsM_here S=k•log W?

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

@GentTracy @rogieboy @The_Thor_Odin @MrsM_here We thought you knew.

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

@GentTracy @rogieboy @The_Thor_Odin @MrsM_here We have him safe.

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

@Sparklecake_71 😂

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

It’s two 4 one day.