onecce

I don't trust a bitch with a Twitter Blue account

[onecce @oneccee]

ive had four fires in one night and I'm so tired

[onecce @oneccee]

has the new oven from growing together constantly catching on fire for anyone else holy fuck

[onecce @oneccee]

@barbiethemovie now this is peak cinema

[onecce @oneccee]

i just want to see a movie where jennifer tilly and jennifer coolidge talk to each other for two hours

[onecce @oneccee]

@thecharlieorama I'm not saying I'm a good dnd player, but I do think I'd be better while drunk

[onecce @oneccee]

i had a teacher in 10 grade who smoked a pack everyday in the back parking lot. i knew from the minute i heard her voice what i had to do

[onecce @oneccee]

"dont smoke it makes your voice all deep and raspy!!!!"
yeah, thats the point, i want the deep sexy smoker voice

[onecce @oneccee]

My favorite part of studying film is being able to write shit like this in my final

[onecce @oneccee]

i guess if tiktok does get banned it possibly will make me a more productive person.
probably not, but I can pretend

[onecce @oneccee]

Watching South Park while sober is a very different experience than what I'm used to

[onecce @oneccee]

@thecharlieorama Suddenly I have a new dream

[onecce @oneccee]

i rage quit the sims a few days ago because I had twins, adopted a baby, then immediately after adopting a baby found out my sim was pregnant, with triplets. I forgot about all this until I logged back on today and remembered it all.

[onecce @oneccee]

You know how zendaya is the undrawable celebrity that no one can ever perfectly make. Pedro pascal is the exact opposite. You can draw a stick figure and it'll still somehow look like him

[onecce @oneccee]

its happened, tiktok has worn me down, im watching south park for the first time since high school

[onecce @oneccee]

nothing like realizing at midnight you never ate anything all day :) love adhd

[onecce @oneccee]

I'm so depressed i'm almost tempted to start watching grey's anatomy again

[onecce @oneccee]

What is the lowest amount of sleep a person can survive on? Yall think 2 hours a night is enough?

[onecce @oneccee]

trauma is so weird. you dont think about it for months then something barely even related leaves you a sobbing mess for hours

[onecce @oneccee]

twitter is so much worse solely for the weird fucking suggested tweets

[onecce @oneccee]

the true meaning of being an adult is crying listening to Little Wonders from Meet The Robinsons knowing you can never go back to being a kid again