Penny Torian

wife, mother, nurse, teacher, bullshit artist - wait does the order say something about me? put bullshit artist first.

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

@RNSuperHero I am simply sorry. I hear what you are saying (female - buttocks).
That is not to say I fully appreciate it - it’s grief, real and raw.

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

@FreddyLA7 Freddy - You have shown a side of my home that is simply incredible.
It is our 250th - visit Lexington and Concord. Philly (my home). Valley Forge There are many places in between, so much history.

If you happen to visit Winchester, VA - please -
Let me know

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

Carrie Underwood mouths “I’ll just sing” after the music fails to play to accompany her. Absolutely gracious, poised, talented lady. 🤩

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

That’s texted each other.

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

Yes. They fight. Yes. They compete. My first two (the third arrived 10 1/2 years after the second) would really challenge each other -
But they also joined forces. My favorite is when in college - they tested each other.
#iloveyouthepurplest

[Hollie Harris @allholls]

Me: I wish something of mine would go viral.

*youngest comes home from school with the flu*

Me: Not like that.

[mike luckovich @mluckovichajc]

I kept changing my mind which Jimmy Carter cartoon i should go with. Here's all three.

[Chris Holly @ChrisHollyMusic]

Hozier in a fitting tribute to Shane MacGowan and the Pogues beautifully performed Fairytale of New York live on SNL

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

A “smart shifter” is NOT a manual transmission. 😤

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

@kiradavis My MIL spoiled them rotten for over 10 years.
I want to do that.

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

@kiradavis Quote;
I’ve raised my children, you raise yours.

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

Holidays-
When you hear your 22yo’s alarm and it is Take Me to the River by the Talking Heads.

🤩😍

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

Almost. . .
There.

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

We have reached my favorite portion of the Thanksgiving program. My mother just yelled, “There’s too many people in this GotDamn kitchen. Now get out and get ready to say the blessing.”

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

Please?

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

Man.
Those are fighting words.

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi, ER Doc here.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but going outside in the cold with your hair wet does NOT cause pneumonia. Please tell your friends and grandmothers about this.

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

There is high fructose corn syrup in tonic water. They literally use that shit in everything.

The fact that it is in pickles - blows my mind

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

No. The PAs typically round and remove them.

[RNSuperHero @RNSuperHero]

Nurses do you pull your own chest tubes post CABG?! I’ve never had a hospital designate it as a RN responsibility and like that’s after 10 years of experience 😳

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

😆 and yes.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga…. this restaurant has a dessert on the menu called “baked cookie dough”… now I’m no genius, but ain’t that a fuckin cookie??

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

The 22yo is so adverse to cleaning his own bathroom, he comes downstairs to community BR
Jokes on him. He just left for the DMV.

[Penny Torian @onecent70]

My personal favorite.

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

Five years ago today I took the best photo I’ll probably ever take. I like good photos and have a four hour bus journey shortly so need entertaining. Feel free to reply with the best photo you ever took. Accompanying description also welcome.