One Cool Mama

I am a mama. I am cool. (I keep this old picture of tiny legs to remember that they were once sweet babies) #mommyproblems #11yo Biggie, #9yo BB #boys

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

Anyone else sick of sitting in pee yet? #boymom

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

So sad I don’t even want to Jill off tonight

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

He was important enough that I cried in his arms at the thought of losing him, but have since been too embarrassed to show real vulnerability again. It’s been over a year. This is entirely uncharted territory and I’m completely lost.

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

@naracide Well I was, and way too ruin my freaking plans

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

Why do they

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Why tf do they keep crashing into it 😭

[OnlyBangers @OnlyBangersEth]

This guy keeps locking the only door to an 'escape room' business. The paper was clues to the combination on the lock he used. 😭

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

Tell me why people on Ring do this all the time, do they think they imagined the noise?

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

Tell me why people on Ring do this all the time, do they think they imagined the noise?

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

Ohhh oh ohhh I text some whack ass shit when I’m tipsy and heartbroken 🤣

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

Omg that really is a trip

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

Trump just told the world that KAMALA HARRIS ISN’T BLACK
🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

“I didn’t know she was black… until a number of years ago when she happened to turn black. 🤣😂😂

Now she wants to be known as black…🤣😂😂

She was Indian all the way and then all of a sudden she made a turn and she became a black person.”

I’m dead… ☠️
🤣🤣😂😅

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

@raisintinybabes My firstborn was about a month old the first time I asked his father to watch him for 20min so I could run to the store. He said no and didn’t get why I was upset.

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

@dadx3gMike @NerdyPam Same, but I’ve ever read the word

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

all we really need to know about all future presidential candidates is if they are Android or iPhone users

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

@whoiskeish It does look like that and I does like it, too. Actually, I love it!

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

@imnotabotbiatch I’d be looking for solutions within all practical/viable options, like if we could move him here.
And of course, you must consider that YOLO and make the best decisions for you and for your core family. Uprooting everyone is drastic af, I do not envy this position of yours.

[One Cool Mama @onecoolma]

@imnotabotbiatch I would have to recognize that it’s completely out of character for him, that a plea like this might be the only chance I’d get to show him love, and therefore should be very seriously considered.