OneFitzTwoFitz

1999 Pokémon Red Champion. I know I said I wanted to go on that hike, but I was lying.

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My doctor told my I need to follow the 3-2-1 Method so I can get to a healthy weight, so I’ve only had three ice coffees, two adderalls, and one lexapro every day and I’ll tell you what- I look fantastic.

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@realwigsmagee @KutterIsKing I just miss him.

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@Patriots @ProFootballHOF @MikeDussault19 WAIT.. How long did Bruce Armstrong play for the Pats?? 👀

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@BeattieZack @getnickwright @JoyTaylorTalks @FS1 @DannyParkins She hated that hug. So much

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@BeattieZack @Dexerto @AnegarG @realwigsmagee @Jus10_Iannuzo Y’all wanna fight??

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@Gothalion Gotta remember how dumb the average person is, and that half the people in the world are dumber than that.

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@Gothalion @GamerUPGaming I haven’t played since Forsaken- I think there are a lot of people who slowly dropped off and wouldn’t come back unless there is a fresh start, like a brand new game- Destiny 3 is the only way to get those players back.

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@realrobcopeland @StMartinsPress Good read, definitely a “borrow from the library” book- not a “must have for a home collection” book. Kind of shallow.

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@ChrisMessick13 @Gothalion It’s not even farming, you doorknob, just play the game and you get the super credits! Play the game the way it’s meant to be played and you’ll have enough super credits and war bonds.

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@MiranByron You’re not wrong

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You ever ask your girlfriend about the last time she got her oil changed or tires rotated?

All of the sudden she turns into a US Senator who’s being investigated and only responds with “I do not recall”.

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@BeattieZack @realwigsmagee Didn’t Kansas lose to Kansas State earlier this week?

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Hot Take: Baker Mayfield would be a top 10 QB if he was 6’4”. Dudes got it.

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@realwigsmagee @FFDynastyGrill That’s my WR!!

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@jackmac Dudes jokes are almost as bad as @Jokoy’s.

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IS JOE FLACCO ELITE?? What is happening??

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@BeattieZack I love you

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Rochester, NY is the only place you’re gonna see dudes doing hood rat shit at 9:30am on a Monday in a 2009 Subaru. These dudes out in their mom’s “special friend’s” Forester blasting Waka Flaka and doing 75 down University Ave. Unreal.

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@BeattieZack Not even a Christmas movie

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@BeattieZack You’re an animal. That’s flavored wax

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