Megan

Okaaaaay ... You're reading this part. Not here often. Too much talking. Not enough listening.

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

Easy Smoky Chipotle Salsa https://t.co/yXfK9bWD4F

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

@katgordon @3PercentConf I was there that year and now have a 10yo daughter to commemorate the occasion! 💥

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

@silksonic Best actual singing so far #grammys2021 and best use of cheese-o-rama background graphics.

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

@neiltyson Then every company with a mission statement and snack bar is a cult.

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

@WheatNOil @duanev00 Is the asshole protein always an asshole protein? Or is it just an asshole on this virus? Would we ever need to not attack that protein bc we'd need it later?

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

@JLo and @shakira My daughter just watched you grab your crotch and dance for your gynologist. #feminismreally

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

@google I'm dead. Well done. #SuperBowlLIV

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

You kind of have to watch @BrianSimsPA video to really appreciate what a fucking shithead he is.
And what is amazing is how awesome he thinks he is while he shits on this woman.
https://t.co/KXREJkRqFB

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

Apparently there is more from Rep. Harass Elderly Prolifers. Good catch from @TwitchyTeam : https://t.co/OxyMAFjRRu

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Hibbie-dee-hoo!! #SNL

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

Best @snl in forevah!!! TY @AdamSandler @jimmyfallon Kristen Wiig @Lesdoggg 😘😘😘😘

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

Just because you work in an #openoffice environment doesn't mean everything is your business. #nosy #youareofnohelp #wherearethegrownups

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

By @FastCompany logic, it would seem so.

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

@FastCompany Dumb.

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

Elvis himself is taking us home with "If I Can Dream". #ElvisAllStarTribute

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

@patbwdet Yaasss. ☝️

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

EVERYTHING. 😭❤️😭❤️

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

10/10 could listen to @YolandaAdams and @carrieunderwood duet forever. #ElvisAllStarTribute

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

Nailed it @pistolannies

[Elvis Presley @ElvisPresley]

"I feel like I was born knowing Jesus and Elvis." - @ashleymonroe of @PistolAnnies #ElvisAllStarTribute

[𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊 𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 @kristafarthing]

Little Big Town’s harmonies give me chills every time. #ElvisAllStarTribute

[Megan @onegoodlemon]

@blakeshelton Yaasss!!!! #suspiciousminds !!!! #ElvisAllStarTribute