onegram

Building pointless things for Telegram, TON & GRAM.
Strange tickers, cursed tools, good lore, bad timing
Might be useful. Probably not though.
TG

[Telegramka CTO @telegramka_cto]

Let's not only promote but also practice it? Your contribution here would be gigantic, Durov.

One honest contribution from you makes this trustless for everyone.

On TON, every transfer is public and linkable. Anyone can track funds from one address to the next. The moment one address is tied to your identity, the entire graph around it is exposed.

ZKResistor breaks that link. It's a factory for fixed-denomination privacy pools for native TON and any jettons. You deposit a fixed amount, then later withdraw to a fresh address. A zero-knowledge proof breaks the on-chain link between depositor and recipient.

Under the hood: Groth16 zk-SNARKs over BLS12-381, verified on-chain inside the TVM. Poseidon hash, Merkle tree of depth 20, about 1M deposits per pool.

Contracts :
https://t.co/A7KiRV7tM6

No admin, no protocol fee, no upgrade path. Anyone can create a pool for any jetton.

Withdrawals are permissionless to broadcast: the recipient is bound into the proof by construction, so a published proof cannot be redirected. Anyone can relay it and get the relayer fees.

Live on a mainnet test deployment:
https://t.co/eKcWqI281G

One trust assumption remains. Groth16 needs a per-circuit trusted setup. If the secret randomness of that setup ever leaks, someone could forge withdrawal proofs and drain pools.

The fix is a multi-party ceremony. Each participant injects randomness and destroys their own secret. As long as one participant stays honest, the setup is permanently secure and no one can forge proofs. Every contribution is public and verifiable.

Phase 1 is open now. Contributing is Docker-based, network-isolated, and takes a few minutes.

One honest contribution from you makes this trustless for everyone.

Multi party ceremony
https://t.co/yLEu2p8YRI

[onegram @onegrram]

@ZoichTon Well and truly zoiched, zoich always win pissing contest-true story

[Zoich @ZoichTon]

Feels good man. $ZOICH

[onegram @onegrram]

@alidotton @lambopilled @Cryptoze It's definitely not pepe season anyway

solana summer
ton summer
gram szn

all very serious

meanwhile $NOPE remains seasonally useless

nope

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[onegram @onegrram]

@pumpresearch $TON to zero?

only if zero gets a cleaner ticker and better lore...

then it becomes $GRAM
then everyone says they were early

standard procedure here

$nope

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[onegram @onegrram]

@0xJeribond so today it’s $GRAM...yey

everyone suddenly doing super app macro

i’m just here wondering how many gram puns the ecosystem can survive before it needs medical attention

anyway ill keep building on $NOPE

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[onegram @onegrram]

@yugomarsal still very much in test phase

nothing serious, nothing polished, probably too many bugs

but that’s sort of the point

should exist? nope
building it anyway

https://t.co/sHwc6YWZUc

[onegram @onegrram]

@yugomarsal been quietly building some $NOPE stuff on TON

NOPE Machine: cursed button, rare drops, stickers, achievements, share cards, pointless dopamine

NOPE Wakers: watches dead TON tokens waking up and posts the weird movement

no grand pitch just NOPEs, I guess

[Telegramka CTO @telegramka_cto]

@telegram Never bet against the Meme that carries the name of the app + native coin and gives the middle finger to everyone.

[onegram @onegrram]

@telegramka_cto Most chill hold ever $telegramka $TON $GRAM

[Telegramka CTO @telegramka_cto]

Everyone needs a rest after fighting the good fight. $TGKA

[onegram @onegrram]

Ok listen up $TON / $GRAM

$Telegramka
https://t.co/J9F9in9lNO

OFFICIAL Telegram sticker pack:
https://t.co/z7RR9kEcOo…

You read that right - "The Mascot”

- kinda too clean to ignore, right?

Will be one of the most obvious plays in the whole ecosystem when you look back

[Telegramka CTO @telegramka_cto]

Tomorrow the world looks up. -$TGKA

[Telegramka CTO @telegramka_cto]

@telegram @LinkedIn You have the best job in the world

[Telegramka CTO @telegramka_cto]

TON is the chain. $GRAM is the token. Telegram is the distribution. Telegramka- $TGKA is the soul. Connect the dots.

[PaperPlane.ton @paperplane_ton]

@ragzyart The Paper $PLANE on the paper plane chain.... just makes sense.

[onegram @onegrram]

@BenBased0X There's a few tickers on TON that are so undervalued, $Telegramka was one for sure!

[onegram @onegrram]

@Onepeterrr $NOPE

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