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@JackGMcGinn And in other news I just got scammed out of his game worn GF jersey, which I (really) paid a million bucks for. Lachie, if you’re reading this my address is…
(Or just flick me the million - either way)

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@PaulDempsey I can answer that one: it is a family Big Freeze (hence Frozen) homage I have heard..

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@wally_kempton @undrgrndlvrs Awesome. Ordered! Other Undies albums on the way?

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@rohan_connolly @theafghanwhigs Black Love for the mood (the vibe?). Gentlemen for the rockin' ride (their best overall IMO). Do to the Beast for a rock solid comeback. In Spades just for...
Hopefully the next album for immortality.

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@voss03 Well deserved. Couldn’t find a better leader for the best team in modern history.

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@brisbanelions Reverse Goalposts

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@MitchRobinson05 Player on the rise...

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This one goes out to @EldersJohn . Thank for the request - & thanks for nuthin.
#DareDevil #ProtestReview #OGR http://t.co/lCgLHPFz8H #Sux

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Every week I spend one night rewatching all the eps of series I'm watching that I drunk-watched on the weekend and forgot.

#goodtimes

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I may only have 40 years left on this earth. 50 max.

Do I really need to spend any of that watching another fucking Robin Hood movie?

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Mortal engines is the kind of B grade crap JCVD and Christopher Lambert would turn down.

Glorified giant lawnmower dancing. Less escapist, more ‘I must escape-this’.

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I just realised inane radio dj chatter is still incredibly painful even if you don’t understand their language.

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Even the empty long sleeve shirts on this online shopping site are so buff and strong looking they intimidate me.

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Scratched my lip screaming & air-drumming to @theafghanwhigs in my car this morning. Bled on my work shirt. Had to go home & change.

That's pretty rock'n'roll I reckon.

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If you want to see a kid instantly transform from Smeagol to Gollum just try to take away their iPad. #ipreciousss

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I’m not a potential buyer but the decision to call the Roxette best of collection the ‘Roxette Boxette’ is genius.

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The best part of School of Rock is that the guy's name is 'Schneebly'.

The end.

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Ballroom dancing is a popular means of fitness for seniors.

Do we think that in 40 years ballroom twerking will be as popular as those yearning to revisit the fond memories of their youth?

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Just disappearing down a Yelp rabbithole reading sincere user comments regarding crappy fast food places.

Eg: ‘this HJs has the worst drive through setup in Perth’

#whohasthetime?

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My phone asks if I trust my computer - the same one I’ve used for years - every time I plug it in.

Either it’s deeply suspicious or incredibly forgetful.