Josh

Creator of @Danimals_US yogurt parody account
Favorite Story told in 4 Parts: Le Cycle de Marie
Favorite Story told in 6 Parts: BoJack Horseman

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

@GwsShortStories @Garndell83 @SundayChants Imo, poor form to allow it to be taken from a foot or two to the right when the goalie is essentially still standing right where the infraction took place

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

Not sure why I expected anything else from the company that offers the worst app on my phone and keeps charging me more and more to keep the same mobile plan.

5/5

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

@Verizon

myAccess claims to have "the best events, experiences, tickets and more for just Verizon customers"

1/5

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

Already talked to friends that had the same experience. Very silly process.

4/5

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

@MusialaEra These routinely overstated complaints are tiresome. Yes, he won't get a new contract because of the squad and his likely demands not squaring with his age and consistency. But, it wouldn't be hard to make a 2025 reel of what he's good at -- to say nothing of his professionalism.

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

@andydaviesref @ESPNFC @ESPNUK I'm of the mind that we should only be using a tolerance when the flag has not gone up on the field. Seems like madness to have VAR overturn a call to award a goal when the player is offside by the letter of the law.

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

@iMiaSanMia I was a LB as a kid & I'm a Bayern fan. I think the proposed Wenger offsides rule is terrible, but I think VAR currently bailing out the defense like this is also garbage.

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

@iMiaSanMia When practically no human being -- official, player, spectator -- can see it live & many people still struggle to see it on the replay, I think it hurts the game to wave those goals off. You can't meaningfully train to avoid those infractions.

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

@JessicaLBurbank But also, maybe no, if she is using AI for her promo videos

https://t.co/DmSPBnC3c9

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

@JessicaLBurbank Ok, maybe, as long as you aren't paying money for digital music that could go to literally anything else

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

@iMiaSanMia Hate all of these racist comments about Boey, but as a Bayern fan I was still screaming that it has to be a red card. If that kind of challenge is just a yellow, every player on the pitch is less safe.

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

@kenklippenstein Some people want @POTUS to step down so that @VP becomes the first woman to become president.

I want @SenSanders to join @GreenPartyUS or @pslnational so that he becomes the first third party Senator affiliated with a national party since the 1930s.

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

"Our team is working around the clock to make sure that Pennsylvanians have their voices heard, but we urgently need the resources to keep up the fight."

Didn't McCormick's lawyers withdraw their lawsuit for now? What exactly are you doing around the clock?

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

Can someone explain why the @SenBobCasey campaign sent me 6 emails today asking for money?

If you know how many ballots have yet to be counted and you are currently in the threshold for an automatic recount, it sure would be nice to know how much money you really need and why.

[Ruth E. Kastner @rekastner]

#AbandonHarris officially endorses #SteinWare2024.
Draw the #LineAgainstGenocide.
See their statement below:

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

@GovParsonMO If neither you nor our nation's highest court take action to stop the execution of #MarcellusWilliams, you will be confirming that innocence in this country now means nothing. The facts supporting his innocence are too numerous for it to mean anything else.

[Josh @OneGuyTweeting]

@prem_thakker @prem_thakker anything to report regarding the apparently lapsed September 15 deadline?