Heidi Does the Inside

Unemployed wench and keeper of duckies.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Ex-U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch, who was fired by Trump, accuses him of “emboldening” Putin’s invasion and declares that Putin didn’t invade while Trump was in power because Putin was already getting “EVERY thing he needed from Trump.” RT TO THANK HER!

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

We deserve little a boat stuck.
As a treat

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Honestly? I’m a little overwhelmed by this huge box. My meows echo

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

If you make a mistake, so what?
You never think mean stuff about me when I make a mistake

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Saving?!! More like day light STEALINGS time 😤😤

[Heidi Does the Inside @onehotrobot]

It was Big Sunshine and it was really rude. I don’t see how STEALING my hour of sleep saves any sunshine at all.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

HELP someone STOLE AN HOUR of my life and won’t give it back until November, this is bullshit

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

They can take away my face dirt but they can’t take away my dignity

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I was today years old when I learned that San Marino was a country, and it was on Putin's shit list for being mean to him.

[Heidi Does the Inside @onehotrobot]

@UglyShmugly @maryellen_reads Yeah I was checking out that apple juice too. <3

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Stranger danger rating (a thread) 🧵
1/6

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

I will apologize to The New York Times for believing the Great Wordle Conspiracy when they apologize for telling me to put peas in my guacamole.

[Laura Hudson @laura_hudson]

quick reminder that Tom Holland dancing as Rihanna for Zendaya is the hottest thing that has happened in your lifetime or the next one

[Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV]

I mean, we’ve all had bad eyeball days, right?

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

NFTs 100% sound like a scam Tom and Jean-Ralphio would be responsible for.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

After Jan 6 @Cigna released this statement pledging not to support Rep who voted to overturn the election.

Only to go on and fucking lie, donating $30,000 to 15 of the congressional Republicans who objected to certifying the election results

Tweet at them with #CignaLied

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

If you have an awkward social encounter you can just say “do you want to see a picture of a cat?” if they say yes, show them a picture. If they say no don’t trust them

[Heidi Does the Inside @onehotrobot]

I don't know what that birb is saying...but, same. Hard same.