OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender

Head Honky @heroestonk
mememaker to the stars

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

When you see your friends on X after Facebook and Instagram is down.

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

If all my other social media hadn't crashed I never would've noticed this. 🤷‍♂️ #MyXAnniversary

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

@kinky_horror isn't Salem's Lot a TV movie? I would put it up there as a great TV horror movie

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

@sueycat What I tell myself every time I quit a gym membership

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

One time (recently) I tried to kill myself and after reassuring the EMTs that it was just a cry for help (a lie) one of them, who was trying her best to reassure me said, "Eh well, Try again tomorrow!"

And that folks is the absolute peak of dark comedy.

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

New dating site idea:

https://t.co/dSFNiEP3UN

You must meet the minimum qualifications to clap them cheeks. Fill out an application and we'll have a representative get back to you at our earliest convenience.

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

@kinky_horror I appreciate the quality of the print we're watching but I still prefer this version.
Marvel at its glory. VHS copy of Nosferatu with soundtrack by Type O Negative, narrated by David Carradine and signed by the FULL BAND!
#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob @Shudder

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

That IS a unmistakable paint job.
#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob @SetDarcyFree @kinky_horror @Shudder

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

Richard Petty:
Runs you into the wall off turn 3.

Richard Polite:
Always waves "thank you" when merging.

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

Local news. Always entertaining.
@WSAZirr @toriyorgeytv I hope you aren't too sore today!

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

If someone mentions "Kodak" and you think "film," but she thinks "Black?" She's too young for you bro.

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

I'm not saying this guy has covid, BUT he smells like Joop and has an Ed Hardy shirt on.
So, he's clearly lost his sense of smell and taste.

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

@jimmycthatsme how's your sore throat? Have you tried gargling saltwater?

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

@Dean_Min_Travel @kinky_horror @therealjoebob The Polar Express, based solely on the CGi.

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

The Polar Express is still a scarier train movie, if only for the CGI.
@therealjoebob @kinky_horror @Shudder #TheLastDriveIn #HalloweenHoedown #TerrorTrain #MutantFam #horror #Blumhouse

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

@kinky_horror waiting on the remake.

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

@kinky_horror Are we sure Angel isn't a storm trooper? #niceaim #TheLastDriveIn

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

@kinky_horror

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

Not at all suspicious that the FB whistle-blower was on 60 minutes last night and now FB, IG, and whatsapp all crash today. If this is a coordinated attack I applaud it.
#facebookdown #instagramdisabled #whatsappdown

[OneHungIrishman aka The_Handlebartender @OneHungIrishman]

@chloewebba Your heart on your sleeve.