Jacob Jenni

Professional Amateur/Fruitless/Hometown Zero

[Jacob Jenni @onejacobjenni]

the charli xcx bikini that spells
MOR GANS PURLOCK

[Jacob Jenni @onejacobjenni]

If I was the ballooon

[Jacob Jenni @onejacobjenni]

Would you pop the ballon. If it was me?

[Jacob Jenni @onejacobjenni]

@ImSmilingRn Everybody must get Fortnite*

[Jacob Jenni @onejacobjenni]

If they popped my balloon I’d be like….ok?

#like

[Jacob Jenni @onejacobjenni]

My toxic trait is that I’m broke

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

i know that age group relatability posting is so tacky but being a junior in high school when this dropped genuinely feels like one of the luckiest strokes of timing in my life

[tinashe ambient act iii @bigstripeylies]

You know who has an album that was lost media and actually makes good music

[Jacob Jenni @onejacobjenni]

No it doesn’t.

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

how it feels turning 26

[Jacob Jenni @onejacobjenni]

Bars should sell or disperse tums to patrons

[Jacob Jenni @onejacobjenni]

I need a really stupid haircut

[Jacob Jenni @onejacobjenni]

I need a stupid haircut right now

[Jacob Jenni @onejacobjenni]

Asking my neighbors if they have any spare flies for my Venus fly trap

[Jacob Jenni @onejacobjenni]

Literally bawling my eyes out because Kelly Kapowski is grandma age

[jigg @ijigalot]

This how it feel to be 25 listening to ug music

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

In the Fred movies, Fred's mom is played by Siobhan Fallon Hogan because the director was a huge Lars Von Trier fan and adored her performance in Dancer In The Dark lol

[Jacob Jenni @onejacobjenni]

They will never make me like you <3

[Ian Grant @ian__grant]

Conan O’Brien is getting killed by Geese

@ConanOBrien @geese_band

[jos @josiahhughes]

my fav bands:

los thuthanaka
cindy lee
nirosta steel
good charlotte

just a reminder that having an open mind can change your life

respect

[Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum]

Why are so many Gen Z women using walking sticks?

[Jacob Jenni @onejacobjenni]

Hahaha when I showed my nephew 2hollis like right after I found him 2023