Randy Beyor

[Randy Beyor @onelegace]

My therapist told me I lack focus. I told him I liked his new desk. http://t.co/8UgaEgsTXK

[Randy Beyor @onelegace]

If a black dude tweets the N-word... Can I RT that? What the fuck is the protocol here? http://t.co/qDdUhh6gGh

[Randy Beyor @onelegace]

http://t.co/HkuJAoJKIe I'm going on an all breadcrumb diet because I've never seen a duck with a double chin.

[Randy Beyor @onelegace]

Happy Fourtho de Mayo. http://t.co/cWDiPXZ5Nk

[Randy Beyor @onelegace]

http://t.co/FGBFWLu6ai If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

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http://t.co/PCFgO1rpyE "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

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http://t.co/5ONfxjS2 Someone tried to tell me a joke in real life and it went on and on and on for like 3 sentences.

[Randy Beyor @onelegace]

http://t.co/PZXA52j8 "I faked all my LOLs." -A Twitter romance comes to a dramatic end.

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Best and worst jobs, from online affiliates to roustabouts http://t.co/0LHOQS8N

[Randy Beyor @onelegace]

http://t.co/jRdOYtzh No one got screwed worse than male ladybugs.

[Randy Beyor @onelegace]

The best job was impressive http://t.co/vpiiMwJG

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Just when I think I've run out of tweets, I come up with this one. http://t.co/C0FuJrfa

[Randy Beyor @onelegace]

http://t.co/IybKLTv8 A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars.

[Randy Beyor @onelegace]

The Whole World should support the Iranians that seek to have a free democracy..God Bless You All..

[Randy Beyor @onelegace]

SHAME SHAME SHAME on CANADA, PLEASE CANADA open the Embassies

[Randy Beyor @onelegace]

It is really about time that the people of Iran stand up against those dictators, You must keep up the work in this fight to free ur selfs

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