jaykalope

“There’s always one more way to do something- your way”

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Hard to believe Spencer Pratt lost the election despite having no experience, being highly unpopular and running in a 4:1 democratic stronghold.

Makes no sense.

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@RedShadowZzz @OutFrontCNN So Dems are paying thousands of people massive amounts of money to generate enough votes to move an election, yet you can't find a single person associated with this giant conspiracy nor any other shred of evidence it exists. True maga brain rot.

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@foxfairyUSA @C_3C_3 You’re SO close to getting it…

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

HOLY CRAP Trump actually accomplished a miracle. Here is what he got out of Iran:

- Reduce its stockpile of enriched uranium by about 98%

- Limit uranium enrichment to 3.67% purity (far below weapons-grade)

- Cut the number of installed centrifuges by roughly two-thirds

- Only enrich uranium at one declared site (Natanz)

- Stop enrichment activities at Fordow and convert it into a research facility

- Redesign the Arak heavy-water reactor so it could not easily produce weapons-grade plutonium

- Ship out or dilute excess enriched uranium
Allow extensive inspections by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA)
Permit continuous monitoring of nuclear facilities and supply chains

- Accept “snap” inspections under expanded monitoring rules

- Avoid building new heavy-water reactors for years

- Stay within strict limits on uranium stockpile size and centrifuge development for set periods ranging from 10–25 years

Ooops, sorry!

That was the JCPOA that Obama signed with Iran, only to have him tear it up, kill 140 kids, get hundreds of Americans injured, 13 killed, and gas prices to surge 50%.

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@LaShawndra84 @RonFilipkowski We made Biden drop out of the race bruh

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@jarosebm @MattWalshBlog @Sullie The lead Secret Service agent at Butler who should have lost his job was promoted by Trump to the head of the entire agency. 🧐

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@thomaswheat1975 @Kushbae112 And after all that, I get Becerra spam texts all the time begging for money. F this guy.

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@LongAndOrder @GuntherEagleman What did the United States become after passing the income tax? Does it rhyme with "the most powerful economy in the history of the world"?

[lynk @lynk0x]

"I'm a crypto investor"

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@coppercatcathy @theliamnissan Perhaps, Cathy, if you’re lucky, Kid Rock will perform his 1993 hit “Balls In Your Mouth”.

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@digitalartchick Surprised you chose this instead of the hour+ video he made last year on how memecoins were going to change the world. His SPX6900 army is hands down the most shockingly insane thing I saw come out of the trenches.

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @realmaddox]

Thinking back on my childhood with all the strong, masculine men I grew up around, one trait they all shared was not giving a shit about what other people thought of them. They didn't measure their "t-levels," didn't sun-tan their balls and they sure as shit didn't go on and on about what huge victims they were because some person, group or minority was a supposed threat to their existence. They didn't bitch about Starbucks cups, children's cartoons and M&M's mascots not being sexy enough. They ate steak, worked hard, and went to sleep. They were men of few words and fewer complaints, unlike the endless chirping from the ultra-soft culture-warrior cryhards who always manage to find themselves balls-deep in another victimhood narrative after listening to yet another droning podcast. The men of yester-year worked hard and built shit. They didn't thump their chests with pride at the accomplishments of others, because they were too busy accomplishing things of their own.

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@WordofRollo @MeidasTouch Bio: “PhD. in common sense”

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@DecodingFoxNews @libsoftiktok Pardons don't even need to be signed, per the Constitution.

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@2501_major @JacobKinge BDO provides an auditor but that auditor does not conduct an independent audit. It's called an attestation and depends on Tether management providing all of the financial records. Go read the first page of what you're calling an "audit". It's right there in the opening paragraphs

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@damienleone Another vote here for Friday the 13th IV (The Final Chapter). Corey Feldman, Crispin Glover, and one of the greatest final girls of all time.

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@Sp89647Victoria @gtconway3d

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@JacobKinge Payroll is $3B per week. How many minutes does this cover?

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@staypredictable @JacobKinge If you actually read the report you’d have seen on the very first page that they depend on Tether management to provide the financial records and that Tether management is responsible for their accuracy. They literally disclaim responsibility for what is being attested to.