Liz Britt Johnson

UNCG Alumna. Campbell University Divinity School Alumna. Reverend.

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

Frontier is the worst airline to fly and this honestly might become a Frontier hate account…I can’t believe no one told me!!

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Netflix hearing Daniel Ricciardo is back in Formula 1

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

@nomiokonkwo 🙃🙃🙃

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

The SBC just solidified a point of view we already knew they had. And if you happen to agree with said point of view…you’re the problem

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

@nomiokonkwo They voted to remove churches from their convention that have women serving as pastors of any capacity. They have to get it voted on for two years in a row so next year they’ll vote yes and churches will have to leave. It’s just so stupid, it’s 2023 for fucks sake

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

Oh and also…screw you. I’m sick of this shit

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

@nomiokonkwo

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

Y’all I beg of you that if you’re graduating college please list your degree correctly if you’re gonna post it on social media…if I see one more “bachelor’s” of something I’m gonna lose it

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

Catch me acting a fool next weekend cause MY BEST FRIEND IS GETTING MARRIED

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

If you think this guy had ANY RIGHT to shoot that boy like that…you can fuck off

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

What the fuck? Y’all I can’t do it anymore. This poor family.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

NEW: Ralph Yarl, 16, was shot twice by a white man in Kansas City after accidentally ringing the doorbell of the wrong home. The man shot Ralph in the head through his glass door, and then when Yarl was already bleeding out on the ground, shot him again: https://t.co/w3tYQvcpyj

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

I just finished a book where no one in the editing process caught that A CHARACTERS NAME CHANGED HALFWAY THROUGH THE BOOK. It soiled my opinion of the whole read

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

MY BABY SLEPT THROUGH THE NIGHT EVERYONE SHUT UP HAPPY FRIDAY SNITCHES

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

Ms. Rachel is the best thing that has ever happened to me after becoming a mom. Stella just stares and smiles

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

We’re starting the transition from bassinet to crib this week…pray for our sanity and her sleep

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

I’ve tweaked my back TWICE today caring for my two month old. I was not ready for the toll that carrying around a growing baby would have on my body…

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

@Bobi_Wan_Kenobi I was mad at her so that makes sense 😂

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

@nomiokonkwo @glaciersix @PausedSponge I’m sorry??? That hurts just a tad…

[Liz Britt Johnson @onelifetolizz]

Motherhood is hard. I’ve got like 3 errands I need to run at some point and I just am not confident enough to take Stella in case she freaks out which means I can’t go cause no one can watch her…