Adrian carranza

[Saint! @outtamyhead21]

I can’t stand this nigga bro 😭😭

[Adrian carranza @onemfpw]

Reality awaits is gonna age so well

[Adrian carranza @onemfpw]

Reality Awaits is fire. Yall can form your opinions now you’re welcome

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Whatever [the next outbreak] is, we ain’t ready for it. We still have anti-vaxxers running around.”

“I don’t trust scientists. I saw a YouTube video, so I’m not going to take it.” (mocking)

“I don’t want you to ever forget this story.”

“20,000 years ago, we’re in the cave. Do you know what the life expectancy was?”

Shannon Sharpe: “10 years? 15 years?”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “30. Half of everyone born was dead before they were 30.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Wow!!!”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Fast forward to 1840… everyone born in the world was dead by the age of 35. We gained five years of life expectancy. And every one of them ate organic, breathed clean air… Science matters here.”

“We’ve doubled the life expectancy with antibiotics, vaccines, and sanitation. The three biggest forces operating on our longevity. So to come around and say I don’t need vaccines because I’m not getting sick, that’s like saying, why are you using dandruff shampoo? You don’t have dandruff.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Well, I don’t want to get it.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “That’s my point. If you’re successful, people think you don’t need it when that’s what’s creating the ongoing success in the first place.”

[RADISSON @scorsesebabyyy]

Niggas think Grok is Jarvis

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I don’t care how saved u r u gone get horny

[Dark Tylenol @DarkTylenol]

@Awk20000 Here is the clear footage of ICE taking away his firearm before they execute him for any braindead MAGA's who don't believe it

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

how it feels to be the funny friend who harbors a deep and indescribable sadness

[Adrian carranza @onemfpw]

@Ismail_obaid1 .

[Adrian carranza @onemfpw]

Using Lagrange multipliers to optimize my alcohol level with the constraint of having one cigarette

[Adrian carranza @onemfpw]

@shetrynakillme 😭

[Julian Casablancas @Casablancas_J]

...a firm handjob is worth a thousand tweets

[𝔍 @juh1038200713]

I fw mordecai and rigby but sometimes they need to do what benson asks

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

[coffee @eventualforever]

Nolan Odyssey and Spielberg UFO movie in the same Summer

[Adrian carranza @onemfpw]

Finals week

[steven ★ @stevlmao]

if you want to be in my spotify wrapped, you must defeat my 7 evil songs i looped at weirdly specific emotional points in my life this year.

[4:44 @leliibaby]

honestly the whole point of getting a job is so you can buy your girlfriend whatever she wants