Dan R

The opinions expressed on this Twitter feed are structly that of an elderly Tibetan gentleman I once spooned under a dying pin oak.

[Dan R @onemilliondans]

@WeatherIndy is that a hook? Right between Plainfield and Mooresville.

[Dan R @onemilliondans]

Please remember, not all presidents are half-wit lunatics with zero composure. Some are profound thinkers with prolific vision. @ourplanet #whatdoyouthink #MondayMotivation

[Dan R @onemilliondans]

Aye yi yi! @Mandi_Lineberry

[Dan R @onemilliondans]

Larva tested, pupa approved.

[Dan R @onemilliondans]

Noice

[Richard Christy @cwotd]

Here’s a little drum tribute to @RealKingDiamond One of my all time favorite songs to drum to! So psyched to have my @Roland_VDrums set up again! @Roland_US #invisibleguests

[Dan R @onemilliondans]

Baahaahaahaa!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You are worthless.

Retweet if you occasionally agree!

[Dan R @onemilliondans]

Why does this thing even need to exist??!! #vines #landscaping #landscapephotography @ Avon, Indiana https://t.co/c8xSwbL0S4

[Dan R @onemilliondans]

@DRIVETRIBE Infinity G37x

Mine was not lowered, but it had an unsettling amount of grip. And power. SPEEEEED!

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

If we’re only talking about him, then folks at home feel like nobody’s talking about them. It’s hard to look away from a horror show. That’s just how it is. It’s mesmerizing. But we’ve got to figure out a way to change the channel.

[Mother Jones @MotherJones]

New York City just passed historic climate legislation—its own Green New Deal https://t.co/S0sBasPALM

[Mother Jones @MotherJones]

Nine years later, the BP oil spill's environmental mess isn't gone https://t.co/5A9RTKoszJ

[Dan R @onemilliondans]

They've got you covered @TheTweetOfGod

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Paris Vows To Rebuild Notre Dame Despite Cosmic Absurdity Of Seeking Inherent Meaning In Fleeting Creations Of Man https://t.co/q6SJAQgaUN

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Major Blunder: Jimmy Carter Just Accidentally Built An ESPN Zone Instead Of A Habitat For Humanity House And Everyone Had To Act Like That Was The Plan All Along https://t.co/99SZfSPNiR

[Dan R @onemilliondans]

Seems reasonable to me.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Nutritional Shake-Up: The FDA Now Recommends That Americans Eat A Bowl Of 200 Eggs On Their 30th Birthday And Then Never Eat Any Eggs Again https://t.co/c158Emrzb3

[VoteVets @votevets]

Navy veteran @PeteButtigieg to Seth Meyers: "To see the way military families are being treated as props by this president is demoralizing and it's one more reason why it might not be a bad idea to have somebody in the White House who actually served."

[Dan R @onemilliondans]

@ourplanet Links to the high res versions? These belong on my desktop. And phone. And printed out on a vinyl banner and draped across the front of my home.

[Dan R @onemilliondans]

@ourplanet Saw these rare horses in the Chernobyl segment of the Forests episode too. Was it from the same herd? Any relation?

[Dan R @onemilliondans]

I feel like the term "where as" is both under-used and over-used. #WhatDoYouThink #FridayFeeling #FridayThoughts #hashtag

[Dan R @onemilliondans]

Locally sourced and organic too! #organic #locallysourced #GoodFriday

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Peeps Unveils New Boneless, Skinless Marshmallow Breasts https://t.co/OiOduflqdv

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Defiant Sarah Huckabee Sanders Claims She Doesn’t Know Where Voice Comes From When She Opens Mouth https://t.co/hhhUrZHLGV