Helena von Vandervon

Feminists can wear lipstick too, Helena.

[Helena von Vandervon @onenonevent]

@Ireland_Votes For your own info, I think your database might be off by a few lines because none of these parties are correct...

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Pablo Neruda said laughter is the language of the soul.

I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.

#TheSimpsons

[Helena von Vandervon @onenonevent]

@TG4TV 'Fungie's still alive, he's just avoiding paparazzi'...
https://t.co/cnzwKUWKLD

[Helena von Vandervon @onenonevent]

Dublin Bus when

[Helena von Vandervon @onenonevent]

My fave one when I was on J1 asked me where I was from and then spent a full 90 seconds doing an impression of me and telling me I was pronouncing 'Ireland' incorrectly 🙃 I couldn't leave because I had to wait for my change

[Anna Krauthamer @AnnaKrauthamer]

obsessed w the aggressively unfriendly cashier at trader joes i just had. he asked me if i liked the cookies i was getting, i said yes! he said "well i don't." asked me if i have any upcoming travel, i said i'm going to london and i'm excited! and he's like "i hate it there." etc

[Helena von Vandervon @onenonevent]

*I* should know. *I'm* Frajer.

[Helena von Vandervon @onenonevent]

Got to love that Finance appointment, of someone who was so vocally anti-choice, which is an anti-women stance whatever way you slice it, in this scary present reality of men walking free after being convicted of violently assaulting women... I feel so safe...

[Helena von Vandervon @onenonevent]

👀

[Helena von Vandervon @onenonevent]

He's here 🤩

[Helena von Vandervon @onenonevent]

@dublinbusnews hi, stop 2314 RTPI is only showing the next departure instead of a list of buses due, they've cycled through 6 since I've been standing here and none of the buses showed up bar a 74 which wasn't even on the screen. Is there something wrong?

[Helena von Vandervon @onenonevent]

Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?

[chappell roan voice its an agamemnonenon @ManuclearBomb]

Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

[Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews]

Went to Dublin to see the new video portal to New York and got quite the surprise...

[Philthy but Fine @Phlickey]

Déan dianmachnamh ar an t-idirdheighlt

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Madam, your children are no more... than a pair of ill-bred troublemakers.

Lisa too?

Especially Lisa!

But especially Bart!

#Simpsons

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Hmm, we didn't have a message when we left. How very odd.

Hello, muddah, Hello, faddah, here I am at Camp Granada...

Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?

#TheSimpsons

[Helena von Vandervon @onenonevent]

Never mind, it arrived!

[Helena von Vandervon @onenonevent]

@Buseireann hello, is the 133 15:15 from Bus Áras running? It's fallen off the RTPI...

[David Zipper @DavidZipper]

Fifty years ago, William Whyte studied how New Yorkers schmoozed, sat, and relaxed the small open spaces available to them. This 1980 treasure was the result.

Join me as I share a few timeless lessons. 🧵

[Helena von Vandervon @onenonevent]

Genius is always the word I use to describe him. What a talent

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

The thing about Adam Schlesinger is that he was a once in a lifetime genius. Not only did his bands rule— he also wrote ALL your favorite songs that fictional bands/popstars play!! (That Thing You Do, Josie & the Pussycats, most of the songs on Crazy Ex-GF and in Music & Lyrics)