The Podium

please stand behind me, it scares me when SALT is in front or beside me ;-;

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Woke up today happy to not: go to conference again; be a liberal and most importantly NOT BE A TROT 🐽#natcon22 #natcon2022

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Love the dog leash that SAlt has around NLS’s neck right now. It’s so fetch. #natcon22 #natcon2022

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Lil bingo card for the last bit of #natcon22 #Natcon2022

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What if we get screamed at by the SAlt (with rizz) 🥺👉👈 #natcon22 #Natcon2022

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Procedural to change NATCON2022 to NAPCON2022. It passes unanimously. Sleep tight comrades 🫡😴 #Natcon2022 #natcon22

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Yee haw 🤠 *tipping my cow boy hat* #Natcon2022 #natcon22

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Floor is lava challenge, SAlt instantly fails #natcon22 #natcon2022

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White people are the most oppressed people at #natcon22. SHAMEEEEE!!!!!! #Natcon2022 /s

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All this talk about “The Bill”, the only Bill I care about is @BillNye. #natcon22 #natcon2022

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THE REVOLUTION STARTS WITH THE TROTS COMMITTING IDENTITY THEFT!!!! #natcon22 #Natcon2022

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If I see one more bare foot on conference floor, I’m gonna start an Onlyfans for Trot feet pics. 🐖 #Natcon2022 #natcon22

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“Who needs a Superannuation when I have my parents to fund my whole existence” - multiple SAlt people

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@AdemSomyurekMLC They obviously aren’t ever going to be prepared for the revolution! SHAME!!!

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Deakin security is checking fridges for alcohol, next they’ll be checking the NLS’s pockets for cigs and darts. BEWARE COMRADES 🫡 #natcon22 #natcon2022

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Reminder to everyone attending #natcon22 tomorrow to please use deodorant. Deakin security will consider it a biohazard otherwise. #Natcon2022

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Does SALT know that they’re holding a mic? They don’t need to yell into it and burst my eardrums every single time they want to hear their own voice #natcon22 #natcon2022