Punctuation Percy 🇧🇧

Be serious??? On Twitter???

RIP Eggboy RIP Pickles

[Punctuation Percy 🇧🇧 @oneofthestrange]

Tis I

[soph @so_phy__]

Honestly liking a man has never benefited me in any way.

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

his ass stops sprinting 2 business days after he does

[Merkel🫧🩺 @merkelisart]

I hate that society has convinced me that replying to a text too fast makes me look obsessed. Like damn, I just happened to be holding my phone 😭

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

All I want this year is a fit body and a calm nervous system.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Women are extremely vicious when they fall out of love with you. The disgust is almost palpable.

[hunter @3gpmh]

i highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily

[Bel @Bel22cute]

who tf forgets to text someone they’re genuinely interested in??????? NO ONE.

[𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐌 ᥫ᭡. @nolo_mothiba]

As it stands, it seems all roads are leading back to celibacy, gym, being beautiful, being alone and making money.

[natalee🍒🌸 ✪ @Justwandyy]

Can we normalize being officially asked to be in a relationship instead of just assuming we're together?

[Punctuation Percy 🇧🇧 @oneofthestrange]

@powerxsurge On 3ds

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Potentially the most important news of the last 30 yrs

[𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒉 @tishsinterlude]

Potholes getting filled and then they’re reappearing in 5 business days. You can’t tell me they’re not using Oreo crumbs.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐲💗 @Urfv_shammy]

Normalize not reaching out to a man who hasn't replied to a text or returned a call in hours or days. They kno they haven't spoken to u & it's bc they don't want to. They're aware you're a good woman, they just don't care. If they wanted to be around, they would make it happen!!!

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[Punctuation Percy 🇧🇧 @oneofthestrange]

Where is anybody I follow?

[Punctuation Percy 🇧🇧 @oneofthestrange]

Ise read some shite online.

[Empress Nandi 👑 Wuk Up Scientist @nandixnegasi]

If you dont have access to my premium personality...you would think I dont talk

[ALikkleWotless @Gus_JordM]

West Indian parents