Joseph Wynne

I used to be a stand-up comedian, hence why I have more followers than I deserve. But now I'm an Art Director for Film & TV & I’m no longer funny. Sorry.

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

It's always nice to have friends that keep you grounded.

[Iscoyd & Fenns Bank CC @Iscoydcricket]

Here’s our line up for tomorrows trip to @LilleshallCC. @oneofthewynnes comes in for his first appearance of the season and @MattJon34788678 passes a late fitness test. #ifbcc

@mansfieldsportg @ShropCCLeague

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

@Iscoydcricket @tomlea13

[Liv Jones @jones_livia]

@McVities I would like to point out a missed opportunity where you could put an extra joke on the outer packaging of the Penguin multipacks as well as the individual Penguins. Imagine 17 jokes in a 16 bar multipack! AMAZING! What are you thoughts?

[Iscoyd & Fenns Bank CC @Iscoydcricket]

Well, this is a day we never thought we’d see! Well bowled @tomwynne123 - incredible scenes.

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We’ve had some questions about why @mrjosephwynne hasn’t been playing cricket this year and, well, we’ve got some exciting news… #ifbcc

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

@BorisJohnson

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

@tomlea13 @tomwynne123 Christ, I was thinking Bill Werbenuik!

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

@tomwynne123 @iscoydcricket

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

We’re loving this Mark!

#bbccricket

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

@ffionwyn_ Aah I’ve got loads, I have genuinely got her a laundry basket but I’ve got her serious presents as well!

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

It’s my mrs’ birthday on Saturday. Is a new laundry basket an acceptable gift?

She has been talking about getting a new one for a while.

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

@CTipps Oh I’ve got her some other things that she needs as well, I’m not a complete bastard! She’s got a new ironing-board, dustpan and brush etc.

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

As a rule of thumb, if you were confused by what Boris just said - stay at home. If you were able-minded enough to get what he said, then go out and adhere to the rules he outlined.

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

I sent this photo to George’s grandparents saying that we’d come inside and left him outside and the weather had changed. They believed me. Best Saturday for a long time!

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

This is my best one yet... took me bloody hours! https://t.co/wibUlLCO4M

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

The mrs was fucking fuming with my presentation when I made dinner for her and her parents.

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

@laurahughes Even in a dystopian post apocalyptic fiction narrative all of this would be “too far fetched.”

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

In order to alleviate boredom during this time of isolation, I’ve decided to set up an Instagram account where I balance random objects on my son’s head.

Give it a follow if you fancy it: https://t.co/wibUlLCO4M

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

@laurahughes Happy to have you back. I hope your time away from The System was enjoyable. You chose a bad time to tune back into The Matrix!