owen the killer

will trade sister for video games 🎮 and pizza 🍕 prounounce: nor/mal/boy..

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

do you think ethan slater makes ariana call him freakbob in bed

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

this is the worst year of my life

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

kamala harris wants to put you in jail for smoking weed, she is literally the opposite of brat

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

if they made the bible into video game i’d know every verse 🔥

[Aim Nothyng @BladeeCity]

In the shower that is life Let me be the soap

[Alex Geoffroy @EsPyramid]

seems like gen z hasn't lived up to jodie foster's expectations... if only there was a guaranteed way to impress her

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

I'm gonna do this in the last 6 seconds of the year

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

morgan wallen is ajr for inbreds

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

@KeelinPowell2 she henry on my kissinger till i’m dead at 100

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

@KeelinPowell2 she kissing on my henry till i er

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

OH MY GOD SHUT UP YOU PERFORMATIVE LIBERAL CUCKS OH MY GODDDD. YOU SHOULDN’T!!! BE LISTENING TO WHITE PEOPLE ABOUT PALESTINE. LISTEN TO PALESTINIAN CREATORS AND STOP TRYING TO FIND THE NEXT PERSON TO CANCEL BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T APPEASE YOU. YOU’RE AS INSUFFERABLE AS THE RIGHT

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

quitting my job so i can be eligible for government cheese

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

@noah_nealio :/

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

losing weight . afraid i’ll lose my funny

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

“it’s like my boyfriend was written by a woman 🥰" yeah mary shelley

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

@KeelinPowell2 this one’s in your top 5

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

today at the shower . instead of aiming my wee at the drain hole. i just closed my eyes and let loose. let’s just say , cloud 9..

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

TGIFNAF

[owen the killer @oneredflannel]

what kind of god would make a world where a single misstep on a sidewalk can paralyze a mother