Marley

18 ~ they/them

[Marley @onesexythem]

My whole mood all the time is just a running duckling ya know like with its little wings out and paddling feet

[Marley @onesexythem]

I am utterly devastated that @GenderlessGapAd is not only 11 years older than me but not single as well :(

[Marley @onesexythem]

Guys😭 I’m embarrassed for this

[Marley @onesexythem]

@chthonicvixen 💪

[Marley @onesexythem]

She’s back :))))

[Marley @onesexythem]

My favorite coworker put in her two weeks :((((

[alli!@NYCC!🔜 @allisuncos]

Abusers be like “yeah I traumatized you and dozens of other ppl but you cut me off and told your friends what I did so actually I’m the victim”

[Marley @onesexythem]

@GenderlessGapAd Please I’m a couple days late but omg everything I’ve ever wanted

[Marley @onesexythem]

@GreysABC @GenderlessGapAd @caterinatweets my whole life has been made

[Marley @onesexythem]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever matched pitch with your microwave?

[Marley @onesexythem]

I am so hot and sexy with amazing hair

[Marley @onesexythem]

@GenderlessGapAd I’m in love with you - I’m in a serious relationship but I still love you

[Marley @onesexythem]

I’ve gone six whole months without a SINGLE spoiler this is so upsetting

[Marley @onesexythem]

I can’t believe google just spoiled my fucking show are you fucking kidding me

[Marley @onesexythem]

The way I’ve developed a personal relationship with the cashier at bagel stop

[Marley @onesexythem]

I literally can not believe @dummytayking owned phsmustakes

[Marley @onesexythem]

Nothing is funnier to me than my dog also waking up to my nap time alarm

[Marley @onesexythem]

My girlfriend really just told me: I’m so sorry about that but please never do that again <3

[Marley @onesexythem]

They really do be growing vegetables in space right now. Life’s crazy man

[Marley @onesexythem]

My favorite coworker put in her two weeks :((((

[Marley @onesexythem]

I’m so embarrassed I was singing SO loud to rent and it was playing so loud and I thought I was the only one home and then my dad came down the stairs

[Marley @onesexythem]

The most exciting part of the twenty one pilots concert tonight was seeing Debby Ryan in the flesh for a full hour