Peter Schmidt

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[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

More little animals to eat. #nocopilot

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

I made it to the Gulf now. In Gulfport, MS for 20 mins. Guess it's time to head back north. #nocopilot

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

@ebellsweet About to get on our old friend I-40 #schmanifestdestiny #nocopilot

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

@pksohn Queen Nemo of the Stormz bow before her wintery beauty.

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

@CodyMcInnis35 You only drop kick spike once (at 31s) https://t.co/dKNp4PjK #yolo #trash #yodkso #wildcard

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

@darlingside Harris missed a good opportunity to yell "Fuck it! We'll do it live!" when Anthony said "Play us out." http://t.co/9scMQghe

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

@MilesKlee I don't think Battling Seizure Robots had been banned in America by that point. http://t.co/tDxsGKC8

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

@PooreSchmidt Noooo! You revealed I like X-Men and now everyone's gonna know I'm a dork! Waaahh ! (Is what I would whine if I were Jubilee)

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

@EvilJesse A few years but I got twitter last summer. Now I can share what I used to just mutter to no one while sitting on my couch.

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

@SpikeFriedman Good news: The Lionel Richie bit killed me. Bad news: I now have the song stuck in my head and it will probably kill me.

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

@SpikeFriedman "Stop snitching" ended on Monday with Danny Ferry ratting out Rondo.

[Chris Forsberg @ChrisForsberg_]

The downside: KG is going to be PISSED he missed Gino Time.

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

@TheSteveKenton This is a shirt I actually used to wear. It seems somehow appropriate to NFG

[Chris Forsberg @ChrisForsberg_]

This is from the Clippers game, but it about sums up the last two games for Doc Rivers (Getty Images) --

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

@TheSteveKenton You're the academy?! If I had known that before I would have acted so much harder this year. My usual act is pure oscar bait

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

In Skyfall country

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

@mcandrew_a Humans have been breeding the anthropomorphism out of cats and dogs for centuries paving the way for mice detectives and frogs

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

Every time we mention the voiced/voiceless distinction in speech sounds my inner Zack De La Rocha yells "the voice of the voiceless" #RATSSD

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

"Abstract" is just fancy academic speak for "spoiler alert"

[Peter Schmidt @onesmartprimate]

I love how much KG loves Gino Time almost as much as KG loves Gino time #CelticsTalk