Walker🇰🇪

Part-time genius, full-time mess.

[Walker🇰🇪 @onesmuswalker_]

BRIDE PRICE IS JUST FANCY HUMAN TRAFFICKING WITH ANCESTRAL APPROVAL...🧵

Lemme say something that will get me disinvited from every family gathering, accused of hating culture, and possibly cursed by grandmothers I've never met, Dowry is overrated. And honestly? It's damaging...

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Massive day tomorrow for Manchester United.

Big day for negotiations. #mufc

[Klaus @Martoh__]

Nililearn kuwa contented kwa hii maisha nikaloose interest ya vitu mingi sana

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Pro Tip: always return home from vacation on a Saturday night even if it's 1AM. Having that full Sunday at home before the work week is huge.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Water is the new oil and that is largely an AI issue.

Billionaires were not buying land near the ocean for nothing.

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Do you know how crazy it is that Japan are without Minamino, Mitoma and Endo, yet they’re still playing like a team with no injuries at all? 😭

[Keleback @kkKelechi_]

Niggas owe you 10K and start ghosting. Keep the money bro I just want my friend back

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Same principle for baddies btw

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Once you have a baby before having money, there’s a 80% probability that you’ll never make it in life.

[｡･:*˚:✧｡ @il0vebugs]

tunisia pissing themselves after seeing the team that beat them 5-1 lose 5-1 to the team they have to play next

[Walker🇰🇪 @onesmuswalker_]

POV: Everytime I see a tree around my neighborhood, "These niggas ain't gonna believe this."😂

[Walker🇰🇪 @onesmuswalker_]

Most Luhya babes are retards. But the moment you meet one that ain't dumb... Oh my. She's goooooooooold.

[E @Ellis_]

Tears no wonder Joao Felix looked like a God in the Saudi league I’ve seen better players in the EFL League Two.

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡🇵🇹 @tweetcunha]

You won’t believe all this happened in the same week 😭😭😭😭😭

[Morgan @utdscope]

Ruud, do us a favour.

[Kachii @badasskachii]

You know that thing you guys say about numbers not telling the full tales with certain players😂? Amad is one of them

[figment of your imagination @ninimazara]

Why’s the Egyptian pyramid on the US dollar…

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡🇵🇹 @tweetcunha]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Mod @CFCMods]

See what “small” countries like Cape Verde, Curacao and DR Congo are doing at the World Cup and people really thought Italy had some birth given right to be at the World Cup, don’t make me laugh man

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Japan plays football with a clear and defunded structure, the players already know what to do with the ball before they receive it. Arguably the most tactical disciplined team at the World Cup. Q

[isabella @iberianymph]

i actually don’t care about anything except the world cup rn