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WiedlerSparnsock Fields

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Absolutely nothin lol
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@sneaselxscrafty "jersy"

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@WeirdAdverts almost successfully gaslit into spelling capsicum like capcicum

[クロニクル・ラボ @gekibnews]

【朗報】高齢者さん、回転寿司屋にダ���ナミック駐車をかましてしまう

[eep @StephensTissues]

the auto dubbing feature is genuinely so ass look at this

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@77m7777777 flacctue

[まー 𝑿 🐯 @77m7777777]

イチローの銅像 除幕式でバットが折れる
えーーーーーーーーーーー 笑笑笑笑

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ik someone uploaded this full movie to twitter

[Flesh Simulator 🐧 @fleshsimulator]

I dug up the trailer and what the fuck

[a simple hat @cloroxboss]

Ain’t got nothing to promote so I’ll promote this movie #supportindiefilmmakers

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

NEW: 18-year-old Chick-fil-A worker who found nearly $10,000 in the bathroom and returned it to its owner says he didn’t keep it because “That’s not what Jesus would’ve done. That’s not what God would’ve wanted.”

Jayden Cintron found $9,333 in cash inside two bank envelopes in a restroom while working a shift on Good Friday morning

He said he immediately felt something was wrong and turned the money over to his workplace’s HR department

Cintron said the decision was simple, “That’s not what Jesus would’ve done. That’s not what God would’ve wanted.”

The owner of the money gave him $500

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@fleshsimulator the fucking song lmpao "tried to save her mamas foot"

[Flesh Simulator 🐧 @fleshsimulator]

I dug up the trailer and what the fuck

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guys with gyno reading this tweet:

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@DailyLoud where the fuck his nitrous?

[Mona🚫 @ankowaifu]

black mirror must hit so hard if you're retarded

[onesyyphorus @onesyyphorus]

like ed sheeran once said.

[1004 (진짜 1시 전에 자기) @Fireworks_9999]

이런 ㅁㅊ..
진짜 존경하게 된다..
(수술하는 사람과 받는 사람..)

[onesyyphorus @onesyyphorus]

US imperialism

[anon @AlenaDaOG]

why are all dildos circumcised?