Arthur Gout

Husband to one, papa to 3, grandpoopy to 11, pervert to most, Arty to All. Tulane 88’| Grits Bar Pool Champion 86’-95’

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Call me Lagrange the way I show shawty the absolute minimum.

[Arthur Gout @onetrickarty]

No milk Monday is not for the weak

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@Fortnite can we get a Jill Biden skin

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I stg I just watched a girl eat a hotdog😭😭😭😭😭😭 Bro I’m not even lying. WTF going on 🤣🤣

[Arthur Gout @onetrickarty]

If it ever comes out that Ella Langley has dated a black guy, I will be a danger to myself and others

[Arthur Gout @onetrickarty]

If you’re a man over the age of 25, and you don’t have a meal plan at at least two top 50 college or universities, YOU’RE BEHIND. But it’s not too late DM me “ I fucked my life up” and I’ll send you my course to get your life back on track.

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Lane Kiffin flavored beer

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My tummy hurts

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The old lady’s pissed at me because she’s saying “I pressured our 6 year old son to have an Ella Langley themed Birthday party”.

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Tugboat
Boat:okay

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@AOC couldn’t solve an integral

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@AI Wipe Butt Mode: Deep Clean

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@JDVance used to tickle me in remedial math class. I would say please stop, and he would spin 4 times and proceed to say “no, tickling you pleases me.” Then he would tickle me

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Does ChatGPT speak Mexican?

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I’m 60 percent sure I could get zohran Mamdani to fall for the scholars mate

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Never tipping the girls at twin peaks again. they wouldn’t spit in food/beer/ketchup/hand

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Millard Fillmore….nevermind

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Me: Hi
Muslim: (Explodes)

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9 PBR’s and a snowmobile

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Steve Finley.

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Peter Millar Condoms