Matt

Mike Tyson's Punch Out is my white whale.

tbh I'm usually drunk when I tweet

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

As she gazed lovingly into my eyes and cupped my balls, I knew that I would never return to this dentist again

[Zachary A Hendrix @YoungCalfZach]

@nowvoicethis @FUNimation Voice acting in any capacity has been a lifelong dream for me. It would mean the absolute world to me for you guys to give this a listen and retweet if you like what you hear.
#NowVoiceThis #shrek #voiceacting #impressions #cartoons #anime #acting

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

@zvcgirl Why does she have dibs on you?

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

Counterfit used panties is not a plot point I expected to see in my show when I woke up this morning

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

I... I don't know how I feel about this

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck life

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

Gonna cool them off cuz he's Danny Fan Them!

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck larry

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

@dril Cracking open a cold protesting one with the boys

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

@MATTHARDYBRAND "Procure" isn't as fun to chant as "DELETE"

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

You: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust

Me, an intellectual: what in cremation?

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

@dril It looks like it twas you who has the beef

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

@JackTheJobber You sold out

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

@dril Let down by one of my heros yet again

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

A real man knows its ok to admit that he needs the bunnyslope

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck labia

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

@FrankWWEClown Not with that attitude you won't.

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

Welcome to the Motel California. Such a... "Lovely" place

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck knockers

[Matt @OneTrueFool]

#NSFW90sShows melcum in the middle @midnight