Marissa

[Marissa @onetwonine]

@kaitdugan Good luck, kait!

[Marissa @onetwonine]

Like I only have 2 types of salad: “Caesar” — and when I make it, it really just means “lazy,” i.e., romaine, chicken, croutons, Caesar dressing; or “salad” which is just...whatever. Onion. tomato. some rando beans? banana peppers? Tortilla strips? Okay. It all goes.

[Marissa @onetwonine]

I wonder if anyone puts thought into salads they make at home. Or if, like me, everyone else is like ‘eh, I like all of these things in salad, so into the salad they go’

[Marissa @onetwonine]

Just hit play on Rashomon — first step to filling in my giant Kurosawa-shaped blindspot.

[Marissa @onetwonine]

@kaitdugan it does. Or rather, it gets hella tense and you feel compelled to keep watching. It seemed to turn into a 13 hr movie. Good tho.

[Marissa @onetwonine]

@VerizonSupport who can I call for appt status for the Philly area? 1-800# said tech would call soon over 1hr ago. No call, had an 11-2 appt

[hunTy @yapislazuli]

Doesn't take 100 days to decide if murder is a crime, it takes 100 days to figure out how to tell people it isn't... #FergusonDecision

[The YUNiversity @The_YUNiversity]

PHASE = period, point, stage.

FAZE = disturb; unsettle.

FEZ = 11th Doctor’s hat of choice.

PHASER (not “fazer”) = Star Trek gun.

[Marissa @onetwonine]

Apple, why can't your product just store my email address so I don't have to type it in to log in for every damn app I update.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

When Ferguson became #Ferguson, Twitter elevated the Michael Brown shooting to national attention http://t.co/hDil62NcVZ

[Marissa @onetwonine]

my keychain broke at work and my boss accidentally threw it out. When I came in today there was a box… http://t.co/d6vnZykfqG

[Marissa @onetwonine]

@meeshka2 “@nytimes: 10 college courses that are not just a credit but an event http://t.co/F0G4CAitOB” hey there's anthro (cultural, tho)

[Racialicious @racialicious]

With Alfonso Cuaron's win for Gravity he's the first Latino director to take home a gold man. #Oscars

[Marissa @onetwonine]

Wait -- who? Oh.

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

Every time a person with an accent wins, I think, "They get to take August off."

[Marissa @onetwonine]

also. that's not the way you swipe a card. nitpicky, i realize, but come on.

[Marissa @onetwonine]

wait how does a 10 year old instantly recognize his 32-years-older parents?

[Marissa @onetwonine]

ugh, kimmel. just. ugh.

[Marissa @onetwonine]

@davechensky ah, ok. hoped there was an easier way; for older films have to guess when you mightve covered to find if theres an ep. thx tho!