Prof. Stanley J. Krammerhead III Jr.

Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.

[The Associated Press @AP]

US asks Haiti to prioritize electoral council amid gang violence and a humanitarian crisis https://t.co/Xd7QWXdrQE

[Zaron Burnett III @Zaron3]

man, this 4th of July God could do the funniest callback ever

[Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl]

I think he should be forced to carry it to term

[Daniel Johns @DanielJohnsHQ]

On silverchair’s first Frogstomp era tour of the US, our tour bus driver said his favourite song of ours was ‘Kim Bassinger’. We were confused until he sung the melody to ‘Pure Massacre’ with the lyrics ‘Kim Bassinger’ and he was dead serious. This is a true story.

[Dan Liebke @danliebke]

Carey disgustingly holding onto that skied shot that Stokes didn’t even intend to hit there. Ugly Aussies. #Ashes

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The best commercial in all of history

[Matthew Beggs @MatthewBeggs]

Kevin Pietersen is destroying my will to live. His almost Twilight level bad fan fiction commentary is a crime against humanity. #Ashes2023 #Ashes #ENGvAUS

[Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan]

Hard to think of a more Novocastrian lawn sign than this.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

The sexual tension in this scene could power a small town. Spider had the JUICE.

[Prof. Stanley J. Krammerhead III Jr. @onewaymule87]

@latkedelrey Imo it goes back at least to Joanna Newsom in 2004 https://t.co/4gZshEL7wP

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

[Retro Tech Dreams @RetroTechDreams]

Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

The Onion has had it lmao

[New New York Times @NYT_first_said]

unpantsing

[Prof. Stanley J. Krammerhead III Jr. @onewaymule87]

@summerbrennan @GretchenAMcC 👍👍👍

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Grandad Squarepants talks about his life under the sea

[Dalton Deschain & the Traveling Show @daltondeschain]

Here it is. My magnum opus.

“Smooth” by Santana and Rob Thomas, in the style of the B-52s.

[regan @stillreezy]

the reason no one joins a union in Australia is because their first experience with one is the SDA

[Prof. Stanley J. Krammerhead III Jr. @onewaymule87]

@Joshstrangehill https://t.co/TH8MGnSGNj

[Prof. Stanley J. Krammerhead III Jr. @onewaymule87]

@Joshstrangehill