José Carlos Santos

Writer and stuff.
@thedevilsmouth / @dbmagazine / @alonerecords / @roadburnfest / Zero Tolerance / LOUD!

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@bdrcngkts @UEFA @ChampionsLeague @dabitnel @denizcoban_ @ahmetcakar1 @SerdarAkcer @BnyaminGezer05 Cry a little more.

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@Prema_Chinweze Yes, because clubs, commercial, for-profit business entities, should be bullied into giving up their valuable assets, ignoring signed contracts, to their main rivals nonetheless, because mr little multimillionaire baby wants to add a few more zeros to his account. Just fuck you.

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@Sporting_CPAdep Eu nem as sanitas do WC trocava pelo Darwin.

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@TMestree7 @SportingCP Foda-se, nem para limpar as casas de banho.

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@AbuZeenah_ Figo, Ricardo Carvalho, Fábio Coentrão, Pepe, Secretário, Edgar, so many well known players! What’s hard about it?

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@UTDAlex8 Nani, Schmeichel, Rojo, Ugarte, Heinze… what’s difficult about it?

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@GunnerPuls Jorge Ribeiro (Maniche’s brother), Cristiano, Pepe, Quaresma and Bosingwa. If you see Mata anywhere, consult your optician.

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@RealAlexJones All of this inability to realise jokes exist is hilarious on such a gigantic scale that awesome little details like the “hostel takeover” barely register. I suppose it comes right after the airbnb takeover, maybe? 😂

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

Já não basta o incessante “Rosegnon”, agora já nem sabem quem é o Zola? Haja vinhaça ao almoço, senhores. #DAZNPremier

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@TouchlineX So cheating is a measure of being the best now?

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@nickmoberly @KeithKahnHarris @haroldvs @robinnkok @Kate_E_Quinn @CultNeverDies @Schwwatzy @joewebber @AsgardRoot @PerhamNick @ciarantracey @historiannick @xives @J0nathan_Selzer @dbmagazine Ugh, no.

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@ritamariamatias Se esta triste criatura alguma vez ganhasse neurónios suficientes e lesse Orwell (ela nem o google lê para perceber que q citação não é dele, mas enfim), ia torcer pelos porcos.

[ROYAL THUNDER @RoyalThunderAtl]

Mlny guests on The Devil’s Mouth podcast for an honest interview about imposter syndrome, self worth and self deprecation; and finding hope + healing after a severe emotional beat down

https://t.co/MElw5BDyV7

#royalthunder #devilsmouth #mlnyparsonz #rocknroll #impostersyndrome

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@cc_tiagoo Sim, o famoso 5-5-1.

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@RafaeLeao7 Are you lot fucking stupid? The context is "I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM A FUCKING FASCIST". I'd ask if you mouthbreathers need a picture, but you got one and still didn't understand.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

No red card, no party

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

O futebol até pode ser um Wicked Game, mas alguém avise o comentador do Newcastle-Spurs que o Chris Isaak não joga na Premier League, nem é um avançado sueco.

#DAZNPremier

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@RogerioCasanova Eu deixei de ler desde aquela cena com as batatas do Joyce.

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@piersmorgan You vile, hateful cunt.

[Stereo Sanctity @SSanctity]

Having the time of my life listening to this Albini playlist by @onewinteronly this morning. It's kind of ridiculous how many game-changing records he was involved in. How lucky we are to have been left with this treasure trove ❤️ https://t.co/FIYVq4MkM8