José Carlos Santos

Writer and stuff.
@thedevilsmouth / @dbmagazine / @alonerecords / @roadburnfest / Zero Tolerance / LOUD!

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@RealAlexJones All of this inability to realise jokes exist is hilarious on such a gigantic scale that awesome little details like the “hostel takeover” barely register. I suppose it comes right after the airbnb takeover, maybe? 😂

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

Já não basta o incessante “Rosegnon”, agora já nem sabem quem é o Zola? Haja vinhaça ao almoço, senhores. #DAZNPremier

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@TouchlineX So cheating is a measure of being the best now?

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@nickmoberly @KeithKahnHarris @haroldvs @robinnkok @Kate_E_Quinn @CultNeverDies @Schwwatzy @joewebber @AsgardRoot @PerhamNick @ciarantracey @historiannick @xives @J0nathan_Selzer @dbmagazine Ugh, no.

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@ritamariamatias Se esta triste criatura alguma vez ganhasse neurónios suficientes e lesse Orwell (ela nem o google lê para perceber que q citação não é dele, mas enfim), ia torcer pelos porcos.

[ROYAL THUNDER @RoyalThunderAtl]

Mlny guests on The Devil’s Mouth podcast for an honest interview about imposter syndrome, self worth and self deprecation; and finding hope + healing after a severe emotional beat down

https://t.co/MElw5BDyV7

#royalthunder #devilsmouth #mlnyparsonz #rocknroll #impostersyndrome

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@cc_tiagoo Sim, o famoso 5-5-1.

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@RafaeLeao7 Are you lot fucking stupid? The context is "I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM A FUCKING FASCIST". I'd ask if you mouthbreathers need a picture, but you got one and still didn't understand.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

No red card, no party

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

O futebol até pode ser um Wicked Game, mas alguém avise o comentador do Newcastle-Spurs que o Chris Isaak não joga na Premier League, nem é um avançado sueco.

#DAZNPremier

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@RogerioCasanova Eu deixei de ler desde aquela cena com as batatas do Joyce.

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@piersmorgan You vile, hateful cunt.

[Stereo Sanctity @SSanctity]

Having the time of my life listening to this Albini playlist by @onewinteronly this morning. It's kind of ridiculous how many game-changing records he was involved in. How lucky we are to have been left with this treasure trove ❤️ https://t.co/FIYVq4MkM8

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@historiannick @nickmoberly @KeithKahnHarris @steevXIII @haroldvs @ProfAndyField @robinnkok @Kate_E_Quinn @theironmaidn @CultNeverDies @OliZoltarBadin @joewebber @AsgardRoot @PerhamNick @ciarantracey which of them is the one above contest for you?

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@nickmoberly @KeithKahnHarris @steevXIII @haroldvs @ProfAndyField @robinnkok @Kate_E_Quinn @theironmaidn @CultNeverDies @OliZoltarBadin @joewebber @AsgardRoot @PerhamNick @ciarantracey @historiannick Even DT’s weakest album (in my opinion, of course) is enough to piss all over the rest of these.

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@_Ricardo92_ Este morreu para a internet, depois disto já não volta. :D

[Decibel Magazine @dbmagazine]

Our May issue featuring Bay Area death metal crushers @necrot_official is now available! Each copy includes a limited flexi disc ft an exclusive new EP from Houkago Grind Time & a 7-page Hall of Fame induction of @brujeria's landmark “Matando Güeros!"

https://t.co/ZSxC97YC6a

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@nickmoberly @KeithKahnHarris @steevXIII @haroldvs @ProfAndyField @robinnkok @Kate_E_Quinn @theironmaidn @CultNeverDies @OliZoltarBadin @joewebber @AsgardRoot @PerhamNick @ciarantracey @historiannick Why do you mistreat us so, Nick.

[The Devil's Mouth @thedevilsmouth]

The Devil's Month for February is up - now with added selections by Andy Cairns of @therapyofficial
https://t.co/ttf3xiLa1c

[José Carlos Santos @onewinteronly]

@OliZoltarBadin @nickmoberly @KeithKahnHarris @steevXIII @haroldvs @ProfAndyField @robinnkok @Kate_E_Quinn @theironmaidn @DayalPatterson @joewebber @AsgardRoot @PerhamNick @ciarantracey @historiannick @Slayer @TriviumOfficial Haha, I'm 0% French and I thought the same, so I think that's not it. ;)