RULES FOR ARIANA FOCKER IN LAW PRESS TOUR
ARIANA PRAISINGS = MANDATORY
"She looks healthier" = TORTURE + MASS REPORTED
STREAM PETAL 10x = MASS PRAISINGS
"She looks so skinny" = WATERBOARDED
"Whiteiana" = PUBLIC EXECUTION
She wasn’t assaulted because she’s Jewish, she was assaulted because she turned to a bystander and said ‘doesn’t she dress like she’d be raped in Iran’.
Whether you believe in fighting words or not, this was objectively not the hate crime you’re making it out to be.
“My industrially manufactured pop idol is a FRAUD?????” These girls are starving themselves and shaving their bones down and burning their scalps off trying to serve 24/7 for yall and you expect them to get on stage, dance vigorously nonstop, and actually sing too. Hilarious.