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Ball is life.

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Are we deadarse?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 As expected, Manchester City sent new bid for Elliot Anderson for £106m guaranteed fee plus £15m add-ons.

Nottingham Forest want £120m+ fixed to sell the midfielder as also aware of Man United interest.

#MCFC pushing to get in done + Sandro Tonali also on shortlist. 👀

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We need to k*ll Garnacho

[Messi Worldwide @Messi_Worldwide]

Stop it Leo 😭😭

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Why are we getting news about doctors getting appointed???

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Arsenal to appoint Arnaldo Abrantes as new doctor after Zafar Iqbal exit. Portuguese left Aston Villa at end of season & starts with #AFC in July. Follows 2 physios making same move recently + #AVFC replacement secured @TheAthleticFC post @SamWallaceTel https://t.co/2I4my0lZnZ

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Politicians running your club...

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

Atlético and Madrid cooked this plan up together. Barca have no chance for Julián Álvarez now, as Atlético have rejected £130 mil, and Florentino Pérez carries out his promise of bidding for a player today. 😂

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA

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This isn't AI?

[FactSparkDaily @FactSparkDaily]

Outjerked again by England

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@the_dawn_breaks @Papill0nHeart Say swear 😭😭

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I thought we were getting saved ffs

[Maxwell @iam_brau]

• Real Madrid - Not interested, According to Florentino Perez, they want a player who command that €150M

• PSG - Not interested, They see Matteus Fernandez as a more robost option and cheap for a deep cover.

• Manchester City - Not interested, They prefer Elliot Andersen or Sandro Tonali.

I guess Enzo Fernandez will stay in Chelsea and this is what most Chelsea fans wanf

[🌪 #LoveWomenHateClearlake @billahibarkley]

Enzo Fernandez are you not embarrassed, this is really embarrassing

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@NimmyTash @sibert1m @MrMiller007_

[Cedar You @our_decay]

The seasons from my bedroom window

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

Not if you do things like work and shower

[. @AC15ii_]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Aq𝓾a @BHA_Aqua]

bournemouth fans have gone mad😭😭

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Joe shields needs to leave

[MH @MG09123]

Felix Nmecha, Palmer and Delap all combined to assist/score in this City game. Nmecha is a midfielder Chelsea hold interest in, ramping up in recent weeks. Dortmund holding out for fee in excess of €70m according to reports in Germany.

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Laffed

[Madrib Central @MadribCentral]

🚨 JUST IN: José Mourinho wants HUNGRY players at Real Madrid.

🇧🇪 He is thinking of resigning EDEN HAZARD! @DiarioAss

[Craig Nicoll @NicoYork]

Leave the engines running, lads.

[PAUPE @paupecf]

🚨🇧🇷 OFFICIAL: Ronaldinho, OUT of the 2026 World Cup.

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@Nick117Gaming @TiimoTP The bond in the movies was never known to be a merciless killer. He only killed where necessary and the game did a good portrayal of that. He's an agent, not an assassin

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Weird, weird insecure fanbase and squad of players.

No other group of players would sit there irritated and annoyed at people commenting on them when they've won a trophy.

Probably what didn't get them over the line against PSG – insecurity.