U: I can't handle this anymore! Things go missing without a trace. Doors open and close. I hear voices. Sometimes I come back to find things on the kitchen counter that I didn't put there. There's no doubt about it. The dorm is haunted!
Wyatt: No, just other people live here too
E-tion: Yeah, we're temmates and all, but I would fuck you if you asked
Wyatt: What?
E-tion: What?
J-US in the background, eating chips: He said he would fuck you if you asked
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Hyojin at tattoo parlor: Iโm gonna get something to symbolize something meaningful, something Iโve loved for years
Seungjun: Iโm honore-
Hyojin: French pies
By popular demand of maybe two other fuse Iโm sharing @onf_incorrect
Wyatt: so do you and seungjun hyung have any pet names?
Hyojin: absolutely not
Wyatt: oh yeah? What do bees make?
Hyojin: honey???
Wyatt:
E-tion: youโre doing it wrong. *kicks hyojin in the shin*
Hyojin: OW YOU SON OF A BITCH
J-US, from the other room: WHAT DO YOU WANT HYOJIN
Hyojin: Okay, well, since Minkyun isn't here himself, I guess we'll just have to log onto his computer, click "forgot password" and answer his security questions
Hyojin: Alright, question one: What is god?
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U: *fast forwards all the way through a movie*
Wyatt: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
U: I don't have time for their problems.
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E-tion: If you don't stop talking, Iโm going to jump out of that window.
J-US: Well...we're on the ground floor.
E-tion: I know, but I want a dramatic exit.
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