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seungjoon: do not underestimate us.

hyojin: our team motto is "maybe we'll get lucky this time"

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changyoon: in ‘legally blonde’, elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute. 

yuto: wake up dumbass, this is real life, not an excellent movie.

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seungjoon: guys, wm just got a tax refunds so they’re gonna buy something we've been wanting.

minkyun: a pet!?

seungjoon: [slaps mk on the back of the head]

wyatt: a concert stage!?

seungjoon: [slaps wyatt]

changyoon: A POOL!?

sj: [slaps cy]

sj: oh sorry, it is a pool.

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minkyun [about wyatt]: he's here... my arch nemesis.

changyoon: i thought i was your arch nemesis :(

minkyun: i have a life outside of you, changyoon.

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laun [is in a crowd and can’t find minkyun or wyatt]: this calls for drastic measures. 

laun: KIM MINSEOK SUCKS AND ISN’T WORTH ANYTHING!

yuto [from across the room]: wHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY???

laun: there they are- wait, what?

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wyatt: hey yuto, you want me to do a tarot card reading for you?

yuto: oh, sure!

wyatt: [lays down cards] alright, this one tells me you’re a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

yuto: wyatt, these aren’t even tarot cards, they’re just pictures of me...

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minkyun: my career is dying help me budget

1,000 for food

500 for rent

150,000 for bandages for scratches

100 for equipment

changyoon: stop playing with stray cats

minkyun: no

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seungjoon: i'll be bad cop, you be good cop.

hyojin: got it.

[later]

seungjoon: tell us who did it, or else.

hyojin: yeah! spill the tea sis!

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Your tweets always makes me smile :( thanks💗 — THIS WAS SENT TO ME 22 DAYS AGO IM SO SORRY I FORGOT I HAD A CC OF THIS ACC FJANFJKSJFISKSNF THAN... https://t.co/OkQf0WmCoO

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seungjoon about on team: don't you have any control over these idiots?

hyojin: none whatsoever

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minkyun: this was a 100% successful trip

seungjoon: we lost wyatt

minkyun: this was a 1000% successful trip

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seungjoon: [at a restaurant] hey guys, can you get a table? i need to park the car

laun: okay

[3 minutes later]

yuto, carrying a table, sprinting out of the restaurant: START THE CAR

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hyojin: what's step one?

changyoon: crying.

hyojin: no. that's step two.

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wyatt: hey, you fainted, are you okay? do you remember anything?

yuto: uuh... only the ambulance ride to the hospital

wyatt: that wasn't the ambulance, i drove you

yuto: but i heard a siren

wyatt: that was seungjoon

seungjoon: im sorry, i got nervous

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interviewer: so what makes you qualified as a teacher minkyun?

minkyun: i mean... i used to be a kid...

interviewer: you're hired

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wyatt: wait so seungjoon told you he loved you?

hyojin: yeah

wyatt: and... you responded with finger guns...?

hyojin, voice cracking and tears in his eyes: yeah

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@summerbunnys yes

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mk: my head hurts

yuto: that's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

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laun: i got a B!!

seungjoon: you couldn't get an A?

wyatt: aww honey, don't listen to him. you did super. and yuto, you did super duper.

laun: WHY DOES HE GET A DUPER