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[matt @OnFireMeyer]

found steve from blues clues god bless

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Most guys are afraid to moan but I be in my girls ear like

[James @CaucasianJames]

i forgive michael phelps for smoking weed

[Sam Raimi Updates @SamRaimiUpdates]

The impact of Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 3.

[matt @OnFireMeyer]

Just heard there's an Amazon River? Fuckin Bezos will buy anything sheesh

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

this may sound crazy but whats a way to take it to the next level w lemons? i love lemon so much i want to go deeper

[Ultraweed Mk V (NITROEXPRESS) @DubstepObama]

STOP THE CAR STOP THE CAR

[matt @OnFireMeyer]

@MFTGTre Bruh listened to that song and thought about exactly that the other day lmao

[el/lis @deadfxstop]

every time i’m zooted i text my dad a really bad description of movies

[matt @OnFireMeyer]

@trejonesmusic @maskedman____ Bob dylans one of the best songwriters of all time for sure but you are smoking mad dicks if you think he's a better singer than Freddie

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

I inject heroin into my arm that’s scarred from times prior, my eyes roll back into my head as my manager pounds on my door telling me I’m on in five minutes. Let’s rock I say as I grab my bass guitar, take a pull of whisky, and get into my chuckee cheese mouse band costume

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

Georgia makes it a crime to move or eliminate monuments to the fight for slavery

So my hometown, left with no other option, put up this sign for context.

[cole hersch ⑦ @ColesTwitt3r]

In 2016 I was cast on a reality dance competition show for influencers. It’s apparent that they only cast me based off the number of followers I had, without researching who I was— because when I showed up for filming, the producers were extremely upset. (1/more)

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Dave Chappelle. August 26th. We'll let Morgan Freeman tell you the rest.

[Grit @NickLozano20]

My drunk ass went to Walmart on 351 to get some chips and I didnt think I was gonna meet up with fucking spiderman lmao

[mat @matter4x]

you are 20 years old bro eat the fucking pizza crust