pink smurf 💙

Community managed library volunteer, reader of books, cat person, history lover, late adhd diagnosis, f1 fan, woman.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

@elonmusk Apparently? You read it!!! Can’t you get someone to check facts for you? Oh I forgot. Facts don’t matter in MegaloMuskLand

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Jess Philips is a committed and caring minister, and you, sir, are a toxic gonad. The UK is not your plaything, wealth doesn’t exempt you from international law, and owning X doesn’t give you license to poison the discourse of any country whose government you disagree with.

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

@elonmusk

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

How Laurence Fox sees himself vs how everyone else sees him.

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

I'm curious to discuss the 'again' in this. Do you mean when women couldn't vote? Or when we had 'No Blacks No Dogs No Irish' signs up? Or when rape in marriage wasn't recognised? Or when being gay was illegal? Need specific time you want to go back to. Keep us in the loop.

[Tim Worthington @outonbluesix]

Predictably, the owner of this place is trying to spread misinformation, so let's try and mess with the algorithm a bit by liking and retweeting this Pyramint.

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞
👉https://t.co/heCwcVztt3

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

In the UK, if you own chickens you now have to register them with the government. So people are registering roast chickens they've bought at the supermarket and they've crashed the government website...

Keep going.

[pink smurf 💙 @onieviv]

@danidonovan I used to love rearranging my furniture but now I have such a tiny house there is not room to rearrange 😢. However I have a garden with many many pots & planters. I now get my dopamine from rearranging the garden pots & plants.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

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[pink smurf 💙 @onieviv]

Designate The English Defence League as a proscribed terrorist organisation - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/RlLM5Ct4T9 via @UKChange

[pink smurf 💙 @onieviv]

Hoping this is the last opportunity to wear my necklace.
Happy that I can vote for my actual choice today instead of tactically #mariannekimani #change #labour

[pink smurf 💙 @onieviv]

@marianne_kimani @KellyDuddridge @JohnnyMercerUK I just read that which is why I looked at your website & twitter.
I was always going to vote Labour but am delighted to find that my candidate seems like a great person with all the right life experience to help make you a great MP. Good luck !

[pink smurf 💙 @onieviv]

I am at a party in a meadow. Lots of home schoolers there. One child has announced that their preferred pronoun is It. Another is wearing cat ears and running about on all 4’s. They are approximately 13yrs old 😢

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

“Do you like milkshakes Ted?”

[Mötley Möog 🐀🐁🐀🐁 @glowypanda]

BOUNCEY BOUNCEY BOUNCEY BOUNCE

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

These British GladiaTories names are wild…