Alana | Oniontime🌙

(ﾉ・◡・)ノoriginal hipster trashbag. Real Housewives & Resident Evil/Reality TV historian/freelance designer/media producer & editor - DM for rates/commissions

[Alana | Oniontime🌙 @oniontimee]

I miss the high from down here
I used to fly around here
Not quite alive, I'm somewhere in between
I miss the high

And I know it's not right to long for parts of that life
But can I just reminisce tonight?

[「アレックス・カニンガム」 @jourdal]

The power of video games

[⭑ savvy ⭑ @twilightocarina]

I feel like a lot of guys don’t understand what women actually like… I’m not going to be head over heels for a character that’s bald, has too much facial hair, and is overly muscular. This design is meant to appeal to other men

[Alana | Oniontime🌙 @oniontimee]

How do I start my career of writing smutty romance novels for money? Someone point me in the right direction. I have bills to pay.

[El Mago @AtlantisFell]

Men finding out Kratos is ugly 😭 Like, how many fucking times do people have to say that you're obsession with stoic, hyper violent, and physically excessive roided up masculinity is what MEN want.

[priestella @Tombathann]

it’s pretty ironic how gamers will effectively state their sexual preferences towards women characters in games, but women expressing their sexual preferences towards male characters is treated as a “you what?” because male view of womens sexuality is very shallow

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

One of my favorite things about traveling is how it shatters the illusion that the life you’ve always known is the only way to live. It reminds you that there are countless ways to live, and yours is just one of them.

[Alana | Oniontime🌙 @oniontimee]

Leon is the manliest man ever to be a man. Idk what this “less masculine” nonsense is about. He’s perfect. Every man should aspire to be Leon 😇

[Liah Punto Zip🍁 @liahzip]

Kratos no es feo, pero no es el ideal de las mujeres (sino de los gays). Las mujeres preferimos este tipo de personajes menos "masculinos" por lo general:

[Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito]

My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
My president is unfortunately still alive
Knicks in 5

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Anthony Bourdain died on this day eight years ago and him describing Waffle House is still the single-most important description of America that has ever been articulated.

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Why she look like a homicide detective pulling up to the third body found today LMFAOO

[latke @latkedelrey]

despite my emotional dysregulation i am a lovely person

[Alana | Oniontime🌙 @oniontimee]

@kikkkiiiiaakk @MintHeroo He sold his soul to the government so they wouldn’t hurt her. Claire is absolutely her savior in Raccoon City & we know she continues to be allowed to see Sherry whilst Sherry grows up with Simmons. I’d honestly guess Leon had a hand in making that happen too. They both saved her

[Alana | Oniontime🌙 @oniontimee]

@somethings_awry LEZ SEE whatchu got

[Alana | Oniontime🌙 @oniontimee]

all have beautiful personality traits that make them attractive too. Loyalty, honor, bravery, a willingness to stand up for their beliefs regardless of anyone else; AND they wear fitted clothes, appear to care about appearance, & have very sincere sides to them that they share

[certified girl lover @REALL0VERG1RL]

@liahzip i dont think these men look less masculine just well-groomed and hygienic. i assume straight women simply like men who look like they’d smell good irl. don’t get why all these men are in so much denial over their ashy bearded bald god not appealing to majority of women

[Alana | Oniontime🌙 @oniontimee]

@Mattie_DKennedy LMAO I just fucking cackled like an idiot all by myself. Thank you.

[Geraru @GeraruTaru]

Yo viajando por el mundo jugando a las cartas con Nanaki mientras Cloud está en coma.

[agustinita @agustinititaaa]

fans de resident evil que me molestan:

- gente que compara a ada wong con claire redfield en base a quién va a ser la mujer de leon
- cualquiera que desmerezca el trauma de chris o jill al lado del de leon
- personas que no acepten que ada wong no es necesariamente buena