-THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IS FINALLY HERE-
Celebrating 10 years of streaming, it's the Ultimate SHiFT-A-Thon...
🗲 THE DECADE DASH 🗲
Journey through 10 years of mischief, memes, and movie magic, with greater scope than ever before...
🗲 10 major challenges with fan-favorite games
🗲 Special events scheduled throughout the marathon
🗲 Twitch Plays full-game BfBB mod with 500 golden spatulas to collect
🗲 Launch of the "10 Years Running" SHiFT x @creocards series
🗲 Custom, hand-crafted costumes for the flagship challenges
🗲 Gifting subs to fellow speedrunners on Twitch throughout the event!
🟣 Multi-streamed to Twitch, YouTube, and Kick
The final battle begins on AUGUST 1st, 2026
Be there, and be Square...
Faster Together, MOVIE FOREVER!
Watch the quick trailer here ➡️ https://t.co/A89Q6dK9A9
Yesterday marked 10 consecutive years of holding the Battle for Bikini Bottom (any% xbox) world record.
On June 19, 2016, I reclaimed the record from the former record holder Fuff. Beating his 1:06:43 with a 1:06:35.
Over the course of 10 years, I lowered it to a 40:37 as of last September (2025).
My final run will be beaten sooner than later. I've left the world record attempts in the hands of Star, a 17-year-old from Puerto Rico whose passion for the game is nostalgic of my days first starting. He's been watching my runs since elementary school, having speedran the game for a third of his life! He was born to Bob, same as myself.
Regardless of how far he chooses to take the run, he's left a monumental impact on the game and our community as a runner, strat hunter and role model for other community members. Where my story as a competitor ends, his begins. But the legacy of BfBB lives on, and I can finally focus on delivering on my promises to the community I made years ago.
As I now begin creating the next BfBB speedrun documentaries, I'm eager to share my thought process throughout my 10 years and 25,000 hours of effort to bring life to and sustain hype surrounding this once niche game. And of course, to sing the praises of all those who worked alongside me to make this happen.
Thank you for everything, and here's to yet another exciting era of the Bob.
Hey everyone, here's the vod from last night if you missed my announcement. I've decided for many reasons, the final being that I know any% will continue improving without my physical grind ongoing, that I'm retiring from competitive speedruns of Battle for Bikini Bottom.
For ten long years I've pushed the run down by 26 consecutive minutes with the help of countless others on the R&D side of the community. But I feel now that in order to fulfill my destined role as the event/project organizer of the community, unifier and hype man of everything Sponge, and to finish on my own terms at a crucial time before any further physical injury, this is for the best.
I now have plenty of time and mental clarity to assure you all the definitive August celebration we deserve. Once the festivities conclude, I will immediately begin creating the ultimate documentary for everything BfBB from the creation of SpongeBob SquarePants, to my retirement as a competitor. The follow-up to the original documentaries you've all been waiting for.
Alongside this, I will put together a team of our best to create a community fix for BfBB Rehydrated, which I believe to be the necessary step forward in reviving and cementing our place as the greatest speedrun community of all time. If all goes well, I will apply all I've learned to reviving in-person events for the grassroots speedrunning community. By the people, for the people. With boots on the ground for an entire decade and my ear to the hardest working runners of all time, I assure you I and I alone am the man to lead the charge for a second speedrun golden age. But I cannot do it with the current bandwidth I am allotted - this major life change is necessary to fulfill these promises.
We are only getting older, and the window to take action is closing. I'm looking forward to hitting the ground running, continuing to dedicate my life to the community I love. Now better than ever, knowing for the first time ever, that my beloved game will carry on in my wake. It's bfbb forever bros.
Tonight around 7-8ish we're gonna play the Dutchman and some other Stuff based on what you guys want! This 1.5-month period will be the pregame before the culmination of our hard work - the 10-year celebration. I'm going to see you all there regularly until then - TIME TO HYPE IT UP!!!!
Thank you for letting me live out the dreams of my twenties. Here's to beyond. Faster together, movie forever. 💜
https://t.co/mLkJ5U4dwV