Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide

Accounting| Tax| Finance| ICAN in view| LASU Alum| Sanity on the line| Life in Lagos| Gooner 🔴⚪| 7th Speaker, NUASA LASU SLC ('23/'24)| Outsider, NG🇳🇬 📊⚽.

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

Just got back from ICAN tutorial, resting. Let me drop small gist here.

Finished NYSC late September, and the last 3 weeks have been crazy endless job hunting, virtual interviews, writing tests upon tests, and messing up GT assessments at different firms… 🧵👇

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

@Davidyahyaabuka Omor me I spent all my life savings on food at camp. I dey burn calories so I gats chop😂😂

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

Cold water hits 10x better when you’re not even thirsty, but just bored. Tell me I’m lying 😭💀

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

@MSIngawa True The goal now is to be the one prompting the AI, not the one getting replaced by it 😂😂
Adaptation is everything

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

@MSIngawa True The goal now is to be the one prompting the AI, not the one getting replaced by it 😂😂
Adaptation is everything

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

AI can write articles and draft slides, but until it can handle messy Nigerian bank statement line items without crashing, Excel is going nowhere 😭
Microsoft is safe

[MS Ingawa @MSIngawa]

So now with AI, truly you need less of Microsoft Products 😫😫

It can write like MS Word
It can calculate like Excel
It prepare slides like PPP

Wahala

[MS Ingawa @MSIngawa]

@OniyideCounts Believe me, this AI thing is coming for everything on its way

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

@Davidyahyaabuka Especially when you just open fridge dey look inside for 5 minutes like say food go magically appear 😂

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

@Davidyahyaabuka Especially when you just open fridge dey look inside for 5 minutes like say food go magically appear 😂

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

@MSIngawa Fair point. For light typing and simple lists, AI is fine.
But the moment real formulas, auditing, and multi-sheet reconciliation enter the chat, Excel remains untouchable 😭

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

@MSIngawa Fair point. For light typing and simple lists, AI is fine.
But the moment real formulas, auditing, and multi-sheet reconciliation enter the chat, Excel remains untouchable 😭

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

Let AI try to audit a disorganized trial balance with 50,000 legacy rows and see if it won't throw errors 😭.

Excel is the real backbone of corporate Nigeria. AI can only manage from afar

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

Let AI try to audit a disorganized trial balance with 50,000 legacy rows and see if it won't throw errors 😭.

Excel is the real backbone of corporate Nigeria. AI can only manage from afar

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

AI can write articles and draft slides, but until it can handle messy Nigerian bank statement line items without crashing, Excel is going nowhere 😭
Microsoft is safe

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

Fake products aren't just a health crisis they are massive tax evasion schemes bleeding legitimate businesses dry 😭

When criminals can replicate a original brand's barcode and sell freely in open markets, regulatory failure has reached maximum capacity.

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

Fake products aren't just a health crisis they are massive tax evasion schemes bleeding legitimate businesses dry 😭

When criminals can replicate a original brand's barcode and sell freely in open markets, regulatory failure has reached maximum capacity.

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

If I have a reason to vote in 2027, I will not be voting for President Tinubu for one reason and that is because of the kid-glove approach towards fighting fake products in Nigeria. It is no longer a fight that NAFDAC must be left alone to fight. Clearly, NAFDAC has proven to be overwhelmed and cannot fight the fight. NAFDAC is limited in resources, manpower and even by legislation.

By now, I expected the President to have declared a national state of emergency on fake products. Fake products manufacturers and sellers are targeting the people of Nigeria in their millions to kill them one by one, while still profiting from it in billions. If the President cannot declare a national emergency on them, he should proscribe them as terrorists and treat them as one, because that is who they are. Economic terrorists and human terrorists.

People spending their hard earned money to buy these products, will still have to spend to seek medical care and the unlucky ones die for no good reasons. Is it until these people eliminate all of us that he will act on it? Refusing to be aggressive and treat these criminals as who they are is really vexing me so bad. How about people’s businesses that they are also destroying?

#endfakeproducts
#nationalemergency

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

Living in Lagos will make you realize that 24 hours in a day is a scam 😭

4 hours in traffic, 9 hours at work, 3 hours preparing for tomorrow, and 2 hours of actual sleep.

How are we surviving this corporate hustle?

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

Living in Lagos will make you realize that 24 hours in a day is a scam 😭

4 hours in traffic, 9 hours at work, 3 hours preparing for tomorrow, and 2 hours of actual sleep.

How are we surviving this corporate hustle?

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

Writing a firm’s assessment test and seeing exact Philip Carter IQ questions and vintage GMAT Club problems word-for-word 😭💀.

​I can say more and more, make I no go cast them. But knowing their question bank is literally 80% of the game.

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

Writing a firm’s assessment test and seeing exact Philip Carter IQ questions and vintage GMAT Club problems word-for-word 😭💀.

​I can say more and more, make I no go cast them. But knowing their question bank is literally 80% of the game.

[عبد القادري @le_capone]

The secret to passing any job assessment test is to know where they set their questions from. Is it from gmat, gre etc? Knowing this is like 50% of your preparation, I promise you. I know brilliant people who have failed aptitude test because they didn't have this info

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

Referee thought they were playing with 9 men plus 2 ghosts 😭.

The level of ghosting was too obvious to ignore.

[Ayomide (Daniel) Oniyide @OniyideCounts]

Referee thought they were playing with 9 men plus 2 ghosts 😭.

The level of ghosting was too obvious to ignore.

[🥤𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 @_Afcbanks]

Referee counted Manchester United players to see whether they’re 11😭😭😭😭 coz he also couldn’t believe it