Was thinking I would make my last tweet today and then delete this account. Just saw this post and I feel very good about this decision. Fuck what this has become here. RIP my 17 year old account ✌️ See you on #Bluesky🦋
UPDATE: was also not final boss. I have now shown my best friend a picture of me & the latest guy I am dating + told her about the nice things he does for me and it yielded the following response, so maybe I am getting closer 😅🥴🤷🏻♀️
Does anyone else feel like we finally discovered time travel in the future & they’ve started to send people back in time…& those ppl are doing that thing where they change one small thing & now our timeline is just jacked? No? Just me? 😅
After 15 years of filing w @turbotax - where filing a federal return used to be free - they wanted $100+ this year. I found an offer from @AmericanExpress for 30% back if I used @TaxAct who offer free federal filing + $40 for a state return + just as easy. Wild. #byeturbotax 👋
Quick cheat I’ve figured out to decipher who my real friends are:
If I know u, I have called u a cunt to someone else - we’re all cunts, myself included. BUT - if u are my friend, I will call u a cunt to your face. That is friendship 💞
Trying to do the #inboxzero thing...made a folder called "needs response", put 100+ emails in there...never checked that folder again. Really going great.