Onesmus Karari

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

nadhani kukupenda na kukuchukia ni aina mbili za kuku.

#OnesmusKarari.

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

Weee, tafadhali si uamke uniamshe....

You, please wake up so that you can wake me up...

#OnesmusKarari.
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[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

@citizentvkenya @KoinangeJeff @OBurrows It's no longer Moses and the burning bush, but it could be 'Moses is burning in the bush.

#SundayLive. #CitizenTv. #JeffKoinange.
#OnesmusKarari.

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

It's no longer *_'Moses and the burning bush_*', but it could be *_'Moses is burning in the bush_*'.

#SundayLive. #CitizenTv. #JeffKoinange.
#OnesmusKarari.

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

Ok, Kenya Power & Lighting Company, otherwise known as KPLC... I see we've lost your sight within Nairobi CBD...

Now, do you want Nairobians to use braille?

#OnesmusKarari.

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

Wadau niko na kiulizo, midwife kwa Kiswahili si anafaa kuitwa mke au bibi wa katikati?

#OnesmusKarari.

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

Gíthúrai market, let's go back to school. What is overcado?

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

Husikii ata basi zote za Thika road ziko na body language...😀😂😂😀. Ebu jaribu 44 ama 45 afternoon hours.... za Kiambu road na umo ziko hadi na view once...
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[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

I wish I was as careful as when I don't have money.

#OnesmusKarari

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

Who else heard that our eldest cousin, Jeff Koinage, is a vintage?

#JeffKoinageLive. #JKLive

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

The writing is on the wall.

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

And Kahoi and Múhoya have become sponsors..... 🫡🫡💪💪

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

Mugure isn't bought yet.
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[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

Sasa hizi ni styles gani WaLuhyia #Luhyia #Kakamega #WesternKenya #Kenya.

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

Sasa hizi ni styles gani WaLuhyia #Luhyia #Kakamega #WesternKenya #Kenya.

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

Eti wee ni mweusi kama tyre 😂😂😂😂
Na wewe mweupe unasaidia nini???
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I'm done with Nairobians.

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

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Okay then, when are we building our own air?
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[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

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Why is it called Strait of Hormuz yet it's not straight?

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It could have been called Wavy, Zigzag or Curve of Hormuz.

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[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

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Then we start hearing we have expiry dates on toothpicks and tissue papers.

Wuueeh!!!

[Onesmus Karari @Onkarari]

Harafu mjue hii #SiakaSiaka challenge inasumbua watu wa Nyeri juu wao wanasema #ChiakaChiaka....as in chia aka.
Ok, I mean #OfLadiesOfLadies.