Joe Strange

Your Friendly Neighborhood Writerman. Story Teller, Proof Reader, DM, Dog-Guy. (him/he)

[Joe Strange @online9]

@TheShowstoppers OR PEAT ACT 2 starts with Harrison being bitten by a radioactive newt.

[Joe Strange @online9]

@TheShowstoppers I want PEAT act 2 to start with whole cast sick with bog dysentary!

[Charlie @CPHigson]

Obvious answer

[Joe Strange @online9]

This man is funnier than I'll ever be.

[Charlie @CPHigson]

Opening scene:

protag: flinoopinarp (clears throat) sorry about that, I meant, one oat latte, please.

[Charlie @CPHigson]

Opening scene:

protag: flinoopinarp (clears throat) sorry about that, I meant, one oat latte, please.

[Joe Strange @online9]

@DlsneyEU did you come to talk? Or come to skate? Outrageous! #bringbackbrink #bringbrackbink #brungbickbrunk

[Joe Strange @online9]

I remember getting my then girlfriend, now wife, to watch this in preparation for 'what dnd is' before playing my first game dm'd by the hilarious @CPHigson .

Now we play weekly and love it. Thankyou folks.

[Oxventure @Oxventure]

🪩Happy Anniversary to us🪩

It's been six whole years of Oxventure! 🎉

From The Spicy Rat Caper back in 2017 to TODAY!🐀

⚔️Thanks for coming along on all our daring adventures!

[Joe Strange @online9]

No one will see this, or hopefully care - once I lost a memory stick with tens of thousands words of my novel. I never found it.

I think that's what broke my ability to finish that work

[greg @greg16676935420]

If someone gave you a box that had everything you’ve ever lost, what would be the first thing you look for?

[Joe Strange @online9]

@HazelMonforton This is what I stay on this app for

[Joe Strange @online9]

One time, 2 and a half years into a 5e campaign one of my players complained that I didn't give them any classic 'wolfpelt quests'. So at level 9 during down time he was tasked with finding 8 chickens around town.

Why yes, it was @CPHigson why do you ask?

[chris person @Papapishu]

People get mad when RPG quests are like, Kill five crab. Well you show some respect for kill five crab. Kill five crab put you through college young man.

[Joe Strange @online9]

@CPHigson That's because you keep eating pasties! How many times do we have to tell you

[Joe Strange @online9]

@CPHigson Me, with low charisma, portraying charismatic character - uuuuuurrrr

[James Moran @jamesmoran]

If they made Raiders of the Lost Ark today, they'd probably cram it with woke anti-Nazi propaganda, put in a feisty woman who can outdrink men twice her size, and make the hero keep failing and scared of snakes or some shit, ugh

[Joe Strange @online9]

@AuntyDonnaBoys I'll settle for 10 Broden Coins! #AuntyDonnasCoffeeCafe

[Joe Strange @online9]

This tweet handcrafted for @CPHigson

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

It's so funny that in Hamilton they just gloss over the founding fathers putting a treasure map on the back of the declaration of independence.

[Joe Strange @online9]

@CPHigson That tentacruel is DOPE.

[Joe Strange @online9]

@CPHigson Charlie, it's not a leap year, there's only 4893 days in January.

[Joe Strange @online9]

@Nat1Fun The barbarian adopted a baby owlbear. He spent a lot of time training raising it. I played around with a lot of ideas, eventually I settled on giving it as an item to the player, a weapon with a range that he can use as part of his attack action, it keeps it easy for him too.