becoming so irony poisoned that i just become a very normal guy, i say bacon is epic and send Dog Rates tweets to my friends, and I do this in character until I die surrounded by loved ones like a loser
“It’s not about how much we lost, it’s about how much we have left.” Tickets are now available for Marvel Studios’ #AvengersEndgame, in theaters April 26: https://t.co/i4uYNoZI3j
Pete smashes 250,000+
OMGG! Thank you to all! My goals are higher, much higher. 1M is my goal and I will not rest until we climb that mountain together! Pewdy needs some company at the top of Everest and we shall climb there to join him!
the Internet has ruined me in the sense that if a boy were to tell me he liked me I would probably just respond with “weird flex but ok” or “this ain’t it chief”