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[🐸 @onlinebutnot]

Butthead is a power vocab word

[🐸 @onlinebutnot]

Unfortunately me regardless of inebriation level

[Mook @ConnorMook_]

*me getting into an Uber after 3 bud lights*

Yo Whatsup beast

[Young Deuces of WatchMojo @Young_Deuces]

Nah this got me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🐸 @onlinebutnot]

DEFENSE *clap clap*
DEFENSE *clap clap*

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

these are the dudes that are beefing rn

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” it’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient

[🪩 @bambinasalina]

I be feeling this everyday

[🎣 Bass Master 🔊 @TheRealMrTrees]

People will be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their baby

[trash jones @jzux]

me: is there a doctor on this plane???

passenger: i’m a doctor what’s wrong

me: can i borrow $100 i know you can spare it

[🐸 @onlinebutnot]

Being a silly goose implies the existence of an enemy: a serious goose

[Rachel Slurs @rachelsuckz]

Laughing at this again

[🐸 @onlinebutnot]

@kathnicolewil yes

[🐸 @onlinebutnot]

@kathnicolewil

[🐸 @onlinebutnot]

@kathnicolewil Cause I got that #swag!

[🐸 @onlinebutnot]

I got that #swag! Do you???