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@bravelyghost i've literally never been ready for anything in my life

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who up blueing they sky rn (i'm softfreshfruity on there, will be deactivating here eventually)

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happy birthday to one of my favorite writers, Ursula K. Le Guin. here's some cover art for her novels & an illustration of Ursula herself

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@afrocosmist never seen that illustration for Left Hand before, absolutely gorgeous!!

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@PunishedHoots earbuds are bad BUT they make it possible to sneakily listen to video essays and podcasts during slow periods at my shitass retail job, so i would argue they are a net positive for society

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@snailerson @iknaenmal A FLAWLESS ANGEL I LOVE HER SM

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@GrayStallion17 @iknaenmal no you're so real for this, ikalgo and meleoron are such underrated minor characters!!

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@jazz_bunnies have not seen anyone mention him yet so: natsuyoshi utsumi from shimanami tasogare!! 💙💙💙

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@gonholdingapple yes. its legal if you have a license

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@meganroseruiz this is like if somebody posted a video of themself putting a cake pan filled with batter into the oven, taking the cake out and then decorating it, titled the video "decorating a cake from scratch" and then the comments are all just "THIS AINT FROM SCRATCH YOU USED BATTER LMAO"

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@PunishedHoots @torch_93 those human moments were for sure the most disturbing in Hereditary. that long shot of Peter sitting alone in the car trying and failing to work up the courage to look into the back seat had such a VISCERAL effect on me, i felt that scene with my entire body

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@PunishedHoots jurassic park. the characterization, the blending of practical effects and cgi, the cinematography, the score, everything about that fuckig film is perfect imo. one of my fav movies since i first saw it at 4 years old, every time i return to it i notice something new to love

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@ContraPoints there's something so ghoulish about him saying this when he actually HAS lost a child. his firstborn son from his first marriage died as a result of SIDS, yet he still says this shit unflinchingly, because his daughter refuses to live her life as an extension of him. foul

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@mothcrayon he had his family brutally torn away from him, but now the one causing him pain is himself, and that is almost certainly NOT what his family would want for him 🙃 his sworn enemy, who he has made a central figure in his life, doesnt really even care that he exists 🙃🙃🙃 aaaAAAAA

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@abookofsymbols the amount of ppl in the replies like "ummm actually it's human nature to value beauty"... like... it's also human nature to be able to set aside our basest instincts in the interest of things like fairness, kindness, and social cohesion... thats like common sense i fear

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@hansmollman the man who can't be moved, no question. guilt tripping his ex by making a huge public spectacle of himself, and also weird that he has to clarify multiple times in the song that he's NOT standing on the corner because he's POOR, DON'T write in the newspaper that he's poor!!!!!

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@badbiography im not a theater person but i've been fixated on the idea of lesbian sweeney todd for years and i feel like nobody else can see my vision

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@foriettes excuse me what

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@drmistercody the nonbinary kid's eye colors kept switching sides lmao, its almost reassuring to know that seemingly no one working on this thing gave a single shit about the end product

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@EdbyDraws

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@CaelanConrad broke: pee is stored in the balls

bespoke: shit is stored in the prostate