1Tke

🇨🇲 I got that Crank on me!

[1Tke @only1Tke]

💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

[Gromit Mug @gromitmuggg]

Fired

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

How the hell are you supposed to talk about the two illegal Israeli run bio labs in the US that both had COVID samples without sounding like a psychotic conspiracy brained nazi

[Aren @youngwinvestor]

"He's not broke, all his money is tied up in assets and he can't just liquidate now."

[‎ً @fuddnomenom]

notice how pussy has not been recalled

[𝕟𝕒𝕒♡ @nabendol]

Too much availability kills your value….don’t show up to work tomorrow.

[Letty💖 @likeletty]

i applied for a job n they sent me 6 rejection emails. ALRIGHT BITCH I GOT IT?????

[Pim Diffy 🚀 @isthat_kt]

I just-

Ain’t no way ALL 5 little monkeys fell off the bed. AINT NOOOO WAY.

That bitch was hittin them kids.

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

Medical students staying up all night to learn about why sleep is important for the brain

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[𝝅pou☆ @Neongenesisang1]

J’ai des collègues y viennent au taf sur leurs jours off prcq ils s’ennuient chez eux ??????????

[1/4 Black Garrett @QTRBlackGarrett]

First article you find in a Resident Evil game

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

" I haven't seen you since we graduated"

Just give me your wallet and phone bro

[Misa Amane 🤍🥀 @HeyMisaAmane]

“i never asked you to” is such a nasty thing to say after benefiting from someone’s time and care

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Y’all are not prepared for what’s coming