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There would be signs

[×͜× @only1_bright]

If no be my babe how I for chop today 🥹❤️

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

"my oga no dey but I fit barb"

[BLAISE🧃🇵🇹 @EngrAtule]

“When NEPA brings light in the morning when we were about to go to school as kids”

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

"Oga, as I dey change the oil for you car, I notice one sound, make I fix am?"

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

It's interesting how they understand the financial pressure on their dad and bro, and how difficult it is to stay afloat financially, but don't extend the same grace to men they are dating. You can never see them.tired of being an "understanding" sister or daughter.

Again, understanding and grace is a proof of love.

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

“Isreal sharply video me i wan fall”

[×͜× @only1_bright]

If you understand this your life don spoil 😂😂😂

[ajay @1meajay]

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

[Sporting King @sportingking365]

Yesterday I ordered for comfort on bolt and to my greatest shock one old Honda City with questionable engine and a manual gear came to pick me. None of the glass windows could even wind down. The only thing that surprised me at that moment was that the AC actually worked even if it made some weird funny sounds like a ghost was in it. 😂

I jokingly asked him if this is what comfort gets me what will bolt basic be like? He went quiet... I could see was desperately trying to hold back the tears and said “hmm sir you won't understand but I'm sorry about the condition of my car, please bear with me”.

That response stayed with me. When he dropped me I asked for his account number, I sent him 500K and told him to please fix his car. He broke down in tears like mad, telling me I don't know what I have done for him. His wife is heavily pregnant and his car has been giving him one issue or the other but just managing it to raise enough to complete the money for C.S. Even those close to him haven't been be able to come through but a complete stranger like me does this. He thank me repeatedly and prayed for me for minutes.

You never really know what someone is going through behind a smile or behind the things you casually complain about. For me it was just an uncomfortable ride but for him that old Honda was probably his livelihood, his only means of feeding his family. I received a text from him thanking me again later that night yesterday. Be humble and grateful.

[nwanne @Aoagram]

Dawg.. my papa been get money wen I small o. How e take lost am self.

[Stiles @stilesishim]

POV: You on a date with a 10/10 but the table next to you is arguing bout who deserves the 2026 Balon dor

[×͜× @only1_bright]

Few days to my birthday and I’m sad as ever.
I’m due for a big win I’m just tired

[El Chapo 🥷🏾 @justtemi__]

me watching that primary 4 scholar define weed as “an unwanted plant in an unwanted location”

[Franc @FrancMeOff]

Indians got 36 Gods in that religion not one tellin em to wash they ass

[Davido @davido]

Snap your result sheet and send to this WhatsApp

WA = [phone]

#Imole All The Way

[Ọmọ Akin @GuyMr10]

“Burna Boy, I will have a problem with you soon, what’s that rough play you were doing inside ocean when you know we have no song together yet? What if a big shark swallows you? Please don’t try it again”

— Singer Teni 😂

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

If babe don get car, just know say she don comot herself for the settings of men wey no get ride.

She no go date man wey dey waka with leg again.

Those people giran pass us seh! 😂💔

[Danny Of Owerri🇳🇬🇺🇸🇳🇬 @DrDanny2030]

Keep to your words

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Declining sex is the biggest ego check you can give a woman.

[Johnterry @IamJT_24]

Dear lord, $5m no go bad